Welcome to The Camelot Rift

This is an ask blog for the Merlin characters of the Cadbury!verse Asks open for both canon and modern era :D Don't forget to check out the Cadbury blog too!

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

This can't be fucking real oh my god.

[askthecamelotcrew]

Rest in Peace

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[askthecheshiretrickster]

well, that went better than expected

now to hope the landlord never finds out about my new friend, because im not about to pay a pet deposit for him

[kathy-harris]

Have a little faith in your sister, huh?

[askthecheshiretrickster]

poggers

id like to see King try and tell me that i cand bring him on deliveries

[askthecamelotcrew]

I’d be careful sending a new pet after the poor guy, Gwen’s particularly attached to the idiot’s face. -M

[askthecheshiretrickster]

how dare no one tell me this would take this long

how dare uncle get me so attached to this shirt

how dare no one stop me

[askthecheshiretrickster]

how dare the store not have the thread i need in stock

[askthecamelotcrew]

Oh no! You checked the one next door, right? -Gwen

[askthecheshiretrickster]

ive checked every store in town and theyre all sold out

im about to cause some chaos if i dont find some soon

[askthecamelotcrew]

Hey, Merlin? I think you and Arthur should get out of town for a bit. -Bennie

That’s…. probably a good idea. -Merlin

[askthecheshiretrickster]

how dare no one tell me this would take this long

how dare uncle get me so attached to this shirt

how dare no one stop me

[askthecheshiretrickster]

how dare the store not have the thread i need in stock

[askthecamelotcrew]

Oh no! You checked the one next door, right? -Gwen

[askthecheshiretrickster]

ive been released from supervision! send me your requests for coffee, gonna try and break my record for most coffees delivered in a day that isnt an exam day, and the record for the weirdest delivery method!

also king, dont ruin this for me, i gave you a week

@askthecamelotcrew

[askthecamelotcrew]

“Shit. LEON! SHES BACK!”

[askthecheshiretrickster]

cant wait for it to be socially acceptable to rickroll someone

king deserves a good rickroll

[kathy-harris]

Because he's never gonna give up on trying to catch you.

[askthecheshiretrickster]

and ill never let him down and desert him by stopping climbing things!

@askthecamelotcrew

[askthecamelotcrew]

Are you two quoting Rick Astley?????

[askthecheshiretrickster]

i am once again asking for king to stop chasing me around campus

[askthecamelotcrew]

And it’s my job to stop you from scaling buildings. -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

have i ever actually broken anything?

no. no i havent. so i dont really see a problem with it tbh

[askthecamelotcrew]

YOU’VE BROKEN THE RULES, HELLSPAWN -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

RULES ARE FOR LOSERS, THATS WHAT MAGIC IS FOR, HIGHNESS

[askthecamelotcrew]

@kathy-harris COME GET YOUR DEMON SISTER -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

i am once again asking for king to stop chasing me around campus

[askthecamelotcrew]

And it’s my job to stop you from scaling buildings. -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

have i ever actually broken anything?

no. no i havent. so i dont really see a problem with it tbh

[askthecamelotcrew]

YOU’VE BROKEN THE RULES, HELLSPAWN -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

i am once again asking for king to stop chasing me around campus

[askthecamelotcrew]

And it’s my job to stop you from scaling buildings. -A

[askthecheshiretrickster]

Great Uncle Nancy is going to be pissed if Rex follows through on that. -K

pretty sure it'd be fine if he gets them a proper replacement living space

besides, if the spiders hadnt decided to try and come after me, i wouldnt be advocating for it

[askthecamelotcrew]

“To be fair, if your Great Uncle Nancy was worried about his spiders, he shouln’t have sent them where Freya could conceivably reach.”

[askthecamelotcrew]

Who's hungry? I just took a batch of experimental cookies out of the oven!

“Oh that sounds dangerous. I’m starving!” Morgan beams with glee.

[kathy-harris]

O////O

Ahem... By all means, my queen~

[askthecamelotcrew]

Oh, Kathy, they look delicious!!

[askthecamelotcrew]

how did king even manage to get himself hungover anyway? i thought that yall agreed to keep that from happening

-alice

“Bennie was on babysitting duty last night.”

“I HAD A DATE, MERLIN, you SAID YOUD TAKE OVER!”

[askthecheshiretrickster]

shameful. also let king know that he needs to clean his air vents more often. too many spiders, had to offer one of kaths muffins in exchange for safe passage

[askthecamelotcrew]

“Oh great, more spiders for Morgan to crush up and put in her witch’s brew— OW BENNIE STOP IT WAS A JOKE!”

[askthecamelotcrew]

Who's hungry? I just took a batch of experimental cookies out of the oven!

“Oh that sounds dangerous. I’m starving!” Morgan beams with glee.

[askthecamelotcrew]

how did king even manage to get himself hungover anyway? i thought that yall agreed to keep that from happening

-alice

“Bennie was on babysitting duty last night.”

“I HAD A DATE, MERLIN, you SAID YOUD TAKE OVER!”

[askthecamelotcrew]

LETS GET THIS BREAD MERLINIANS

IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT -Mod

[askthecheshiretrickster]

hmmmmm today is a good day to annoy king

[askthecamelotcrew]

Arthur’s got a hangover. Bother at your own risk, even if it’s to the rest of our amusement. -B