hac im highjacking your blog till you give me my dvds back

ASKS + REQUESTS ARE OPEN An ask blog for a stupid AU. (M!A: None || Event: First Days)

[distractedboyfriend]

[askthelandsofsburb]

Jake: Knock knock

Me: Hello?

Jake: YOU SAID HELLO! Your supposed to say whos there! -laughing his ass off-

Me: Whos there?

Jake: I forget! -laughing to hard to remember-

[of-demons-and-hunters]

Demon Striders reference sheet for my spinoff of this AU

[galactides]

[golgoterror]

@askthelandsofsburb liked for a drunk starter!

A very wobbly Jake makes his way towards the other, a mostly-empty bottle of some sort of vodka and juice mixture in his hands. Although completely shitfaced, he seems incredibly happy with how things are going. When Max is close enough, that smile seems to only grow. 

“Maaaaaaaax,” he drawls out, wrapping an arm around the guy’s shoulders. “Remember – remember when y’ got drunk a wh – a… a while back?” His words as sloppy, almost incoherent as they stumble from his lips. Carefully, he moves his face towards the other’s ear, but what he says it’s much of a whisper. If anything, he just felt getting close was kind of silly. “Now s’my turn t’ be as tight as a tick.”

[askthelandsofsburb]

Jake just so happens to walk in on everyone’s favorite land decorating! Halloween was getting close and Max was pulling out skeletons and putting them around his room. Not, he was stepping back to look over his work before suddenly an arm was around him. “...Jake?” It took him a minute to catch up, before Max took the bottle. “...Jake what the hell?”

[askthelandsofsburb]

((im crying holy shit my art is on google))

[askthaumaturgicgateway]

thaumaturgicGateway is online!

[askinggamzeecaptor]

I gOt AlL fUcKiNg NiGhT fOr YoU

[musiisms]

Badly describe my muse in my inbox.

[ask-eridan-mayam]

The ask box is open.

[ask-porrim-ampora]

Anything and everything can be asked fo+r me, my darlings.

[ask-the-olive-dragoness]

>:] < ASKS ARE OPEN!

[ask-coolkid-dave-strider-blog]

On the new blog would you like HaC to stop by? If no its chill I just don't want to make things messy

(( oh yeah he can still drop by!

(( by me saying that things were messy i meant like,, nothing was tagged nor organised if that makes sense??

(( just you know

(( he wont know who HaC is-

[askthelandsofsburb]

((yeah! I’ve been meaning to clean my shit up anyway.

[askthegolgothasterror]

“Gadzooks! Sure seems like i’ve been missing out on quite some stuff, ain’t that right my good blokes? Well, I, Jake English, am now here for a good ole new adventure on this site! So, for this adventure to actually start, if any of you have any questions about me, feel free to just shout and i’ll try to answer as honest as a chap can be!”

@sister-strider @ask-the-knight-of-time @ask-gamzee-makara @askthelandsofsburb @post-gamebro @homosexuality-testified @ask-a-shitty-homestuck @ask-collegestuok @ask-the-alpha-strider

[ask-lil-hal-strider-deactivated]

“Well, what do we have here? “Tumblr”? This sure is going to be interesting. I heard Dirk ramble on about this site, and knowing me, I had to know what it was about before he did anything without me. I must know everything and anything about the things he goes on, or looks into, just so I can just tease him about knowing more than him.”

“I suppose that you can ask questions on here too, right? That’s what some of the other blogs do? Huh. Odd but interesting as well. Just make sure that any of your questions aren’t stupid, alright? Though, seeing on how some of you “anons” act on here towards the other beings, I suppose that would be hard for you, wouldn’t it? I guess everyone can’t be as intelligent than me. So, make sure that they aren’t too stupid, for it to be easier.”

“Anyway, to get to the point, my ask box is open.”

@ask-coolkid-dave-strider @ask-gamzee-makara @homosexuality-testified @greene-pastures @askthelandsofsburb @sister-strider @post-gamebro @ask-collegestuok @ask-a-shitty-homestuck

[ask-the-knight-of-time-deactiva]

TT: where we droppin boys

TT: what up names dave strider

TT: and yall can now ask me things lmao

[dailytricksters]

Ah! This is my first request, I’m so excited! I wasn’t sure if you meant fully design my own or draw specifically this one, so I drew this one. I just think the design is really cute, there’s no way a different one would be better. Trickster LoHaC design belongs to @askthelandsofsburb who has really cute art tbh.

[askthelandsofsburb]

((Awww!! He looks great!!)