I Didn't Sign Up for This

"Welcome to my own personal nightmare." (An AU Ask Blog for Eraserhead/Aizawa Shouta from BNHA) Ask Box: Open

[askthereluctantvillain]

Long Time No See

Hey, Mod Chesh here or whatever I used to call myself here.

Just want to say these blogs were a fun time while they lasted and I apricate everyone who participated in the plots that we were highkey pulling out our asses.

I'm not actively in the MHA fandom anymore so these blogs won't be updated anymore.

I just wanted to let you guys know i really do look back on these ask blogs rather fondly. c:

Thank you,

Ches

[askthewouldbehero]

Introduction

A video flickers on, revealing a dark haired man sitting on a beat up couch, looking both a bit tired and a bit board. 

???: So…I had gotten talked into this by my so called friends. *He frowns a bit as he talks.* 

???: Opening an ask blog is all the rage from what I’m told and during this kind of lull in my work I need something to fill the void, I guess. *He shrugs slightly.* 

???: Anyways…call me Aizawa…*He grins a bit and leans towards the camera and adds,* And don’t bother trying to find out where I am…I have taken every possible precaution there is.

Aizawa: Well…ask me something…I guess. I eagerly await your questions. *With that the camera turns off.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

Another ask blog. Another villain au. 

Just wanted to share. I forgot to reblog it to here. 

Hope ya’ll take a look.

- Chesh

[askthevillaintrio]

Hi everyone! My boyfriends and I decided to make a blog since I’m bored and need something to do plus I thought it would be fun. So I am Banshee the blonde one in the picture. The purple haired handsome guy is Kurogiri. And black haired grumpy cat down at the bottom is Nullify! So go ahead and ask us questions! -Banshee

[askthereluctantvillain]

OOC//: We finally did it. Our villain trio au blog is up and running! Feel free to check it out folks! 

[askthereluctantvillain]

Time for School

Midnight here to make a few announcements. 

First of all, the boys are preparing to go back to UA as of tomorrow, though they won’t be attending classes for a few days while they settle in and we finish up the paperwork. And yes, they will be staying at the 1-A dorms in case any of the students are wondering. 

That being said, at their request, I let the boys make their own blog. Unlike these ones the questions will not be going through me but directly to them. Though, I will tell you all right here and right now, I am monitoring the blog. If I see any harassment whatsoever you will still be answering to me. 

Here’s their blog

https://askrooftoprewind.tumblr.com/

I may or may not be posting more on these blogs. 

- Midnight

[askthereluctantvillain]

(I wrote the ask about worrying about Aizawa returning to teaching) I'm sorry! A lot of that came out different than I meant. First, by none of the other teachers, I meant nobody but you three. Second, I'm sorry. I didn't think that through. That was a stupid ask and I feel really bad. I didn't mean to say it like that, I swear. I'm not really sure exactly what I meant, but I see that I was wrong.

Midnight: *She sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose,* Alright...you made a mistake. I can understand that. 

Midnight: Apology accepted, just please...read over what you send carefully next time. 

[askthereluctantvillain]

hey Aizawa, how do you feel about adult you deciding to become an underground hero? do you think you’ll go that route again? or will you work with Yamada and Shirakumo?

Shouta: ...I have mixed feelings I suppose, *He mutters after a few seconds of silence.*

Shouta: It’s what I decided to be when I first joined the Heroes Course...but my mind changed. *He frowns and fiddles with the edge of his shirt, glancing off to the side.*

Shouta: We, as in Hizashi, Oboro and I, want...wanted to open our own agency. The three of us, you know, working together...as a trio. *Shouta blinks hard a couple of time and chews on his lower lip.* 

Shouta: *He folds his hands in his lap and looks off to the side, and says, his voice nearly a whisper,* I...I still want that, honestly. *He reaches up to wipe at his eyes, muttering under his breath, “Why am I crying?” before he reaches to turn off the camera.* 

[askthereluctantvillain]

Hey Aizawa, would your quirk happen to turn off Oboro's hair? You should test it-

Shouta: *He is sitting on the bed next to Oboro, and lets out a loud snort at the question and shakes his head.* His hair doesn't work like that. I tried in middle school.

Shouta: *He sits up on his knees and runs his fingers through Oboro's hair, tugging it back slightly.*

Oboro: *He blushes lightly and asks,* What are you even doing up there, Sho?

Shouta: *He tugs a little bit harder, making Oboro yelp, and tapped at his hairline,* It's actually attached to his head. So he's not, like...bald under his poof ball cloud hair.

Oboro: *Oboro winces and rubs his head when Shouta lets go.*

Shouta: Though I can do this, *He activated his quirk and suddenly Oboro's hair stopped floating and in a wavy heap to his shoulders, looking incredibly more normal.*

Shouta: *He blinks and Oboro's hair floats up again and regains it's cloud-like texture,* Sorry if you were all hoping cloud boy was secretly bald or something.

Oboro: *He snorts slightly at that and rolls his eyes,* Why do people always think that?

Shouta: *He only shrugs mutely before reaching to turn off the camera.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

was Midnight the mom friend when you 4 were in school, or is Momnight a new development? it’s cute seeing a more domestic side to the heroes we see on the tv.

Shouta: She was more like the cool big sister in high school actually, *He says sitting crosslegged on the floor between Hizashi’s knees as the blond sat there running a brush through Shouta’s hair. On the other side of Hizashi Oboro laid on the bed sprawled out on his back. He was maybe sleeping.* 

Hizashi: *He hums in agreement, seemingly focused on his brushing. A few second later he looks up with a bit of grin and says,* Yeah, but you know who was the real mom friend though~?

Hizashi: *He jabs his thumb towards Oboro next to him,* This guy. 

Shouta: *He nods in confirmation,* Yeah, Oro used to, like...remind us to drink water and carried around band-aids and disinfectant. 

Hizashi: And tissues, *He snickers,* I’m pretty sure he whipped out protein bars once when we were training. I don’t know where he got them! They were just....there suddenly and he was shoving one in my face! 

Shouta: He once lectured me for not stretching before training. 

Hizashi: *He has to stop brushing to snort loudly into his hand and smother a full on laugh.* S-Sound about right. 

Shouta: “You could pull a muscle Shouta!” *He mocks, putting air quoting up as he speaks.* 

Hizashi: *He’s out right laughing now and fumbles with the brush.* 

Oboro: ...I can hear ya guys...*He mumbled sleepily, sitting up,* 

Hizashi: *He jumps a little and actually drops the brush, it thumping lightly off Shouta’s head and then landing in his lap.* Oops...*He blushes a bit as Shouta mutely rubs his head. Then he reaches to turn the camera off, cutting himself off in the beginnings of an apology.* 

[askthereluctantvillain]

I think maybe Shouta and Oboro especially shouldn't see this, but if Aizawa returns to teaching, I'm just worried he won't be as cautious as the first time around, seeing as Oboro's… death, I guess... had a lot of impact on him. I'm just afraid that the students wouldn't be as well off. Although, then again, non of the other teachers had to go through that, and their students are fine. What are your thoughts, Midnight?

Midnight: ...A, you’re wrong that none of the other teachers had to go through that. *She frowns, eyes narrowing at the camera,* I was there and so was Hizashi. We both also had our friend die, though Shouta was the one who witnessed it...we...we all lost someone, alright. And that effected all of us...*She blinks and reached under her glasses to scrub at unshed tears.* 

Midnight: And B, this ask pisses me off. Shouta’s trauma shouldn’t define his teaching skill. If you think like that you’re honestly an asshole, *She crosses her arms across her chest and glares darkly at the camera.* He’ll be just fine as a teacher, if he chooses to be one again...with or without his memories. 

Midnight: And just so you know...Shouta’s always been cautious in dangerous situations. No, not with himself, but with the safety of other people? Yes, yes he has. That just...intensified after what happened. 

[askthereluctantvillain]

Midnight! How could you keep Aizawa from his sleeping bag? How will he ever emerge as a beautiful butterfly without his cocoon?

Shouta: *He is smiling a bit, holding the sleeping bag in his arms,* Like I said, we reached an agreement.

Midnight: *She rolls her eyes next to him and says,* He’s not allowed to use it in class, but he can use it between classes and around the school. 

Shouta: *He bounces a bit in his seat and pressed his face into the sleeping bag and says, voice a bit muffled,* I don’t have to save up for one anymore~. 

Midnight: *She laughs a bit and ruffles his hair,* He was saving up for one and only was able to get it in third year I think, according to older Zashi. And, by the way, I think he’ll emerge as a moth if anything. Too nocturnal to be a butterfly. 

Shouta: *He blindly reaches out and smack lightly at her shoulder, making her laugh a bit loudly as she reaches over to pinch his cheek before turning off the camera.* 

[askthereluctantvillain]

give the boy his sleeping bag! alternatelt, i guess oboro could just make a really thick cloud and you can just use it as a sleeping bag...

Shouta: Been there, done that. I accidentally fell off the cloud, wouldn’t recommend. 

Shouta: Plus we reached an agreement. 

[askthereluctantvillain]

ah I see how it is, Yamada holds all the braincells between you three right? it’s the same with me and my closest friends! everyone says Bakugo has our braincells but between you and me, its Sero. anyway, it doesn’t matter who is the ‘smartest’ all of you should join our study group, it’ll be so much fun! - Mina

Shouta: *He snorts slightly as he reads the paper and looks up at the camera,* Pretty much. Sometimes we borrow them, but that’s mostly me and almost never Oboro. *Oboro can be heard shouting “Hey!” not too far away, and a pillow thumps lightly off Shouta’s shoulder. He is not phased in the slightest.* 

Shouta: Anyways...Sero...*He scratches at his stubble, thinking for a second,* Is that the *He lifts up his arm and makes a vague gesture at his elbow,* Elbow tape guy? We watched through the sports festival stuff and I remember him. Interesting quirk. Very versatile. 

Shouta: ...And I’ll think about it. 

[askthereluctantvillain]

Is it all right if I ask after Eri? How’s she handling this change? Does she like who she’s currently living with? She doesn’t feel bad for loosing control does she? Please tell me she doesn’t. She doesn’t deserve that

Midnight: First of all thank you for your concern about her. *She smiles faintly.*

Midnight: As for how she’s handling things...well...she’s doing a little bit better. Nezu and I set her up with a child therapist as soon as we could. She’s starting to understand that this is not her fault at least...but it’s going to take a lot of time.

Midnight: *She shakes her head and sighs,* She...she’s been through a lot...the people who had her before Shouta took her in had convinced her that her quirk is...is a curse. It...it’s going to take a lot of time to get her to stop thinking that, especially after what happened. 

Midnight: So...yes, she does, but we’re working on that, I promise you.

Midnight: And, by the way, she’s staying withe me at UA. 

Midnight: ...That being said, no she hasn’t reunited with Shouta or the others yet...we plan on reintroducing them a bit later, once the boys are settled at the dorms. *With that she turns off the camera.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

Speaking of sleeping, has Midnight-sensei reunited Aizawa with his sleeping bag yet?

Shouta: *He stares at the camera wide eyed for a moment before springing to his feet,* I have a sleeping bag?

Shouta: Where is it, Sleep Lady! *Shouta shouts, moving quickly out of the frame. There’s a snort from somewhere off to the side and Oboro enters the shot to turn off the camera for Shouta.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

favorite cat fact

Shouta: *He’s sitting on the bed, Hizashi’s head in his lap this time and Shouta is running his fingers through blond hair. Behind him was Oboro, who has his arms draped over Shouta’s shoulders and chin resting on his head.* I think we can all answer this one...

Oboro: Yeah! Mine’s that a group of kittens is called a kindle and a group of full grown cats is called a clowder. *Oboro says with a slight grin.*

Shouta: *He nods in approval,* I like that one too...also, side note, a group of adult cats who are more uncertain with each other is called a Glaring. 

Shouta: Zashi? 

Hizashi: *He hums slightly, glancing up from Shouta’s thigh,* Uhhhh...in Britain and here in Japan black cats are considered lucky...It’s, like, so weird that other places think they’re bad luck. 

Shouta: I always thought that superstition about black cats in places like America was stupid. *Oboro and Hizashi hum in agreement.*

Oboro: What about you, Shosho?

Shouta: ...Hmm..*He scratches at the small bit of scruff on his chin and looks to be deep in thought for a moment before looking back up at the camera,* Cats can spend up to two thirds of their lives sleeping. 

Shouta: I’m honestly jealous. *Hizashi snorts loudly from Shouta’s lap and Oboro snickers into Shouta’s hair. Shouta himself rolls his eyes and reaches to turn off the camera.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

oof even as a kid Aizawa is out here schooling me! you’re so smart! you HAVE to join our study group when you get back! you can help us with the big essay you assigned us for the end of the year! .... wait..... if you’re going to be joining us, does that mean you have to do the homework you assigned? -Mina

Shouta: *He blinks and stares a bit at the paper before looking up at the camera.* ...One...I’m not the smart one. That’s Zashi. He’s the brains here. You might want him over me in your study group. 

Shouta: I just know random facts on things I’m interested in...like cats. 

Shouta: And two...I have no idea. *He shrugs slightly,* I mean...it would be fair I guess since I don’t know what old man me assigned to you all, so I wouldn’t know the answers. 

Shouta: I...should probably ask Nemuri about that...*He then reaches to turn off the camera, turning his head a bit to call out to someone.*

[askthereluctantvillain]

There's lactose free milk!

Shouta: Thank you. 

Shouta: Now I just have to find someone to bribe to buy it for me...

Shouta: *He smirks slightly*...I wonder when Yagi-san is going to visit again...