thought closet

just a place to share my thoughts and shitposts on the Internet. nobody IRL can even think of this place existing, lol

[mememuseumofhistory]

[too-oldschool]

[too-oldschool]

So, today I've learned that if you mix tween-20 and perfume concentrate 1:1 (up to 3:1 in proportions, depending on the intended application), then add some water - you'll get a mist with whatever perfume you want.

Guessing I could use that concoction as a conditioner for my washing machine, just gotta play with those proportions a bit more.

Obligatory picture I've stolen from the internet:

[thedankmemes]

[too-oldschool]

That explains a lot, actually.

Also, totally unrelated but I'm about to enter a chess club now (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[too-oldschool]

TIL that YouTube's voice search is flawed but it's okay bc Google knows me too well to assume I'm tryna burn cheese in my kitchen.

[too-oldschool]

“Tagging me in this spam inexplicably makes me want to fund Israelis.”

^ has got to be the most vile racist disgusting foul genocidal sadistic shit I’ve read in weeks. Have a horrible day you sick fuck

I'm glad you've found my comment entertaining enough to reply, thank you for those warm wishes and may your scamming days be productive so that your entire freaking bloodline gets thrown in jail for your transgressions 😘

Please feel free to follow me and tag me more so that I can continue to entertain you with words so vile you'd swear I was Satan himself 😏

[too-oldschool]

Can't sleep at all tonight. Oh well.

Not like it's gonna be my problem through the day - I'll make it everyone else's problem ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[bold-baddie]

[sandmandaddy69]

[frawgs]

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

[too-oldschool]

[too-oldschool]

Mood:

[too-oldschool]

[too-oldschool]

Just me n my friends hanging out

[too-oldschool]

[too-oldschool]

[too-oldschool]

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[wholesomepostarchive]

10/6/2024

[too-oldschool]

Saving this so that I make an actual shirt with this design one day.