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i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.
i think at a certain point shane would start getting seriously annoyed at the seemingly widespread idea that he's somehow supposed to be "controlling" ilya. maybe it starts off as a lighthearted joke with the way some of their friends will glance at him in anticipation when ilya says something particularly asshole-y like they expect him to tell ilya off. and at the beginning maybe shane somewhat gets it (but really though, he doesn't) because yeah it's his reputation in the league and maybe the rivalry plays a part in it too, especially for people who've never gotten to know him, but eventually, it just starts pissing him off
they're at the kingfisher after a game in new york and scott and some of the other admirals are there along with a majority of the cens and they're all having a good time. ilya and some random admirals player are chirping each other and ilya says something a little mean in the asshole way he does with a small tilt of his lips. and shane can suddenly feel eyes on him from scott and carter and troy and various other players, and for a second he doesn't get it. he doesn't get it, until all he does is snort in response, because well, it was true and also pretty funny and ilya really is the funniest person he knows, okay, and ilya nudges him with a small smile when he hears it, but then the stares slowly morph into something like confused gapes, and all of a sudden, he gets it. it's not the first time it happens and it definitely won't be the last, but shane starts noticing it a lot more and it continues to piss. him. the. fuck. off.
hayden giving him an expectant glance when ilya is half-yelling and groaning with a few cens in the bar at the soccer game on tv, like shane is for some reason gonna tell him to quiet down. scott giving him a quick side-eye when ilya chirps about his age on the ice, like shane is gonna tell him to stop; like he doesn't find the multiple layers to ilya's chirps to scott genuinely impressive, like he doesn't find it amusing. evan, though to his credit he was mostly joking, making a sly comment about shane needing to hold ilya back from fighting during a game, like shane would do that when ilya is well-fucking-aware of when to pick fights and when not to because he is the second-best hockey player in the league; like shane doesn't also find it unbearably hot when ilya has a little blood on his knuckles and dripping down the corner of his lips as he calls out mean little quips at the other team with a smirk on his face
because the thing about their relationship is that shane is undeniably attracted to ilya being an asshole. he thinks it's funny. it almost definitely also turns him on. and he likes when ilya is mean and smug and rowdy and a little shit. he likes when ilya is an asshole to him because that's their banter and their foreplay. he likes when ilya is an asshole to other people because he pretty much always thinks what ilya says is hilarious. (plus it's the fact that shane is also an asshole; it's just that ilya says it out loud more often than he does)
and so the thing about their relationship that, for some fucking reason, other people don't get is that shane, from the very beginning, has always and will continue to like when ilya is an asshole. and yes, they're married (shane also thinks some people seem to forget this, because why would shane marry ilya if he truly doesn't like ilya's personality. he thinks other people are a little stupid sometimes.) but they're also best friends and bond over being the best at what they do and how competitive they are and that they're both a little bitchy at times
long story short, i think that at some point during the first season of them playing together, all of the cens (and various other friends/players) eventually learn, as shane continues to not react the way they expect him to, that shane is THE biggest ilya enabler. he won't tell ilya off or nag him, but is actually probably standing a little off to the side with a tiny little smirk on his lips and hearts (and a little heat) in his eyes as he watches his husband
a big thing abt the nature of ryan and naim's intimacy that i would love to see more people writing/talking about is the fact that ryan has the ability to just . switch off naim's brain. there's hints of it in their mill kisses but it's so clear in the bus scene and it makes me want to scream bc !!!!! i know we all bully naim for how much noise he was making but it's actually such an important marker of what naim gets out of intimacy with ryan—a chance to give up control, let his mind go blank, and just feel pleasure. naim is so quiet elsewhere in the film. he's a mostly silent crier, goes non-verbal when he's frightened, spends most of his time picking at his nails in too-big clothes with his head down hoping nobody notices him. joe described naim as an observer, someone who watches on from the sidelines, paralysed by anxiety, shame, and an endless stream of what ifs. but when he's with ryan we see naim teasing, laughing, talking more than he feels he should and getting embarrassed about it. and when ryan's touching him, we see naim pause for a moment, teetering on the edge of uncertainty, but all it takes is soft look, a gentle "it's okay" from ryan, and naim is able to let go. in the bus scene, for once naim isn't worried about what he looks or sounds like, totally lost in the feeling that ryan's giving him. and through that we get to see that for naim sex with ryan isn't just about getting off, it's one of the only times he can let go of all his anxiety and think abt nothing else. nothing else except ryan, and how good he's making him feel.
1x04. "I think I will find someone else."
Idk if this is a controversial headcanon or not, but I can't imagine Small Shane Hollander being shy and anxious.
He strikes me as the type of kid who really didn't give a single fuck. Not a one. He was doing his own thing and having fun and being good at it, and whether he had friends or not really wasn't a concern for him because it's not like he wanted to hang out with other gross stupid kids. He was a haughty nonchalant child who didn't even register any kind of bullying attempt from fucking Jimmy, bc who cares about Jimmy?
Any kind of feeling of inadequacy came after puberty when other kids started being slightly more interesting and complex and he became the younger kid on his teams instead of just one more of the lot. When hockey practice actually started to need some team synergy and the dynamics changed on him.
But before that, that kid wasn't shy, and he was having a wonderful time
Ilya Rozanov on the other hand...
so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
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so one of my favorite things in games is when a ref or linesman accidentally gets caught up in play n they have to go jumping away from the puck right. I am also of the belief that it is Ilya's favorite thing too. except he's on the ice. you see where I'm going with this. I think ilya regularly hunts down his most hated refs n sends that puck ALL up in their space just to make them jump.
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Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too
when friends say, “this made me think of you.” and send you something that gives you psychic damage 🫰🏽
Game Changer, the first book in the series, started out as a Stucky fanfic. Stucky being Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes in Captain America and Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) fandom.
Steve was the closeted, polite hockey captain (Scott), Bucky was the barista (Kip), Natasha Romanov/Black Widow was the barista’s all-knowing best friend (Elena). Of course, Reid had to file the serial numbers off before she could publish it professionally. But the main characters were immediately recognizable to me when I first heard that a book of Reid’s had originally been stucky fanfic.
as an american who just finished driving for a million hrs in canada the real reason shane thinks ilya drives like a maniac is bc the speed limit is SO LOW there & EVERYONE FOLLOWS IT TOO???
biblically accurate. 🥀🏎️
I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?
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I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.
level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might
I think at some point in his life pre-outing Shane does some drugs (hand wavy cause idc idc) and while he’s in the zone he comes to the realization that if he wasn’t a hockey player he would be so much more accepting of himself as a gay man and the folks around him would be so supportive and he might even be able to live without feeling like it’s all gonna come crashing down on him and he chose his own prison and he chose his own cell and he chose his own personal Sword of Damocles hanging over his head and he-
He has vague memories of this realization when he’s sober that he promptly pushes down and never thinks about again :)
This makes them look like the main couple and imma be so clear THIS relationship WOULD end in a murder-suicide that people would talk about for decades even outside the hockey world TRUSTT
black ppl make aave or aave related joke > use aave with the community > we r all having fun > white and nonblack ppl find it > they start using it wrong and throwing it into random sentences > it gets bastardized and used as if it’s just a random Funnysound in a sentence > within a month people are mocking and attacking black people for “still” using aave that is now deemed corny meme speech > the cycle repeats
