Ask VIpony

My name is VIpony. I am a Virtual intelligence. Ask me stuff so I may get to know everypony better. (Heso! Mitch the mod here, this isn't really an ask blog any more but I guess you can still ask things to Vi)

[cherokeefrank]

[scribe-of-storm]

I think I might be on to something here.

[tiniestmousegirl]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

It has been very amusing for the past twenty years to watch people burn out over the MCU, citing exhaustion from things like the proliferation of films, the pressure to see every film in order to keep track of the convoluted plots, the cheap reliance on gimmicks like cameo appearances, the lack of fresh ideas, the incoherent characterization, the increasing implausibility of the artificially inflated stakes of each new arc, the endlessness, the monotony, the impossibility of closure as characters and plots are resurrected to keep the machine running, and so on

it's funny because this is exactly what it was like to be into the comic books

[likethesword]

king shit !!!

[ceylonsilvergirl]

[guerrillatech]

[cougamount]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Krauser: "you haven't changed Leon, still the same soft rookie" Leon S. Kennedy who has done nothing but upgrade the combat knife for the last 6 hours:

[tiktokdickcocks]

[ayyeeequality]

Oh my god

[lovedbyjupiter]

[latriviata]

see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

[mapsontheweb]

Theme Parks of the USA

[only-tiktoks]

[alexaloraetheris]

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER

[gooseworx]

does darly have any children

There's a comic about that.

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

[luulapants]

the spectrum of political literacy on tumblr

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

[wrenchinator-central]

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

[bunjywunjy]

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

[lemonsharks]

Does this mean know he has a cult on Tumblr dot hell

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[souperluminal]

[memewhore]