annoying crybabies since 2014

"Can't hear the haters over the sound of me blowing them up!" ask/RP blog for Azazel from "Binding of Isaac" run by Gio Kills: 3 ; Deaths: 1

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REMADE!!!

jump on @caproespiatorio for some funny azazel action

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Yo buddy, still alive?

“Is this a trick question?”

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♡ @thcdark how dare you

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♡ IM THIS CLOSE TO GO BACK TO ALES

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♡...I know what To do when i get back home

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♡ IM THIS CLOSE TO GO BACK TO ALES

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me, upon seeing a mr.dark blog: [MISSES ALES BLOG A LOT]

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Tboi RP

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Tboi RP:

sorry for the link , trye gith this one instead, it should work now:

https://discord.gg/22guUzb

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Tboi RP

I’m thinking of doing a TBOI rp server on discord, if you are interested, re-blog this and I’ll give the address if not…well I just wont do it… I hope poeple would be interested,I think it’ll be better then flooding tumblr ^^’

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(( @askzazel i would really like to rp with you))

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♥ hit me up with a starter then fam the askbox is always open ;)

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Limnophobia Dark One(My version of Dark One is a gentle giant tbh. He's tall, kinda of a push over, doesn't get mad easily. Basically kind of a fluff, but not a easily scared fluff, more of a caring fluff)

♥ aaa sorry i’d rather,, not do it with non-rp blogs or people i havent interacted with ;u;>

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Cyberphobia ((If you're still doing this, ask-delirious, ignore current event for this))

Cyberphobia: Our muses talk in a chat room, but don't realize their chat partners are each other.

[don’t mind me for shoving these in the school au please,,]

[MadnessReturnsLover entered the chatroom! Say hello, PrinceOfDarkness]

[P] yo :D[P] wassup[M] hey there lol[M] the cieling[P] wow dude thats so old i got sick from hearing that lmao[M] :P[M] jk lol im k hbu[P] im fine lol[P] rlly fuckin bored tho[P] im studying 4 the test tomorrow[M] :O what test[P] prof delirium lmao[P] ngl im very tempted to simply jump it[P] but for once i got the answers of the test and so :P[M] :[P] o yeah lmao i managed to steal the answers[P] u want them too whoever-u-are[M] :)[M] no thanks :)[M] see u tomorrow azzy ;P[P] ?????

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Eve: “Hey Azzy I heard you were scared of Delirium, right? Well… Just thought I’d say he’s not the only ‘Delirious one’…”

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♠ LITERALLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS EVE GO TO HELL AND DIE

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“ATTENTION EVERYONE! DANCE OFF! ALRIGHT, SHOW ME YA MOVES!”

“Also me and azazel found this radio that's playing this music, so yeah.”

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♠ YEAH BOIII

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Belial: And show respect to my son Judas if you don't Eden to get hurt.. He is so precious to me. This is is why I gave him my book.

♠ Show respect because he’s dear to you?

♠ Jesus Christ, cry me a bloody river. ♠ If he starts some bullshit with my sister, I don’t see why I should have respect for a filthy human who doesn’t know what’s his place.

♠ ...as for Eden, it’s not like I don’t want ‘em to get hurt. On the contrary. ♠ It’s just that I saw ‘em first, I have the rights on their death, if I want to.

♠ Don’t test me, Belial. I’m still your prince after all, I won’t accept any sass or dumb deals because you’re worried for your child, let alone orders.

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Dipsophobia: sans (I know we haven't interacted that much but I want to try this)

Dipsophobia: Our muses drinking together.

“You realize I’m technically still a child, right?” Azazel asked, looking quite tiredly at the skeleton as he pretty much shoved the young demon in the pub. The monsters inside greeted Sans with wide smiles, some telling jokes he simply replied to with even sadder puns before he sat on one of the stools at the counter, inviting the kid to do the same.“don’t worry, kid. here they don’t really serve anything alcoholic. y’know, we don’t want to risk anything with a bartender like that.” Sans answered, quickly asking ‘the usual, for two’ at Grillby before focusing once again on Azazel, winking “besides, i don’t have the stomach for that.”

“...was that a pun?”“maybe.”“Now I need a drink.”

He just finished talking, that the fire monster served them, placing two bottles of ketchup in front of the two. At the demon’s confused glance, he replied with a shrug, before serving another costumer.“...is this blood?”“what? no!” Sans felt like sweating for a moment. My, what an edgelord that kid could be...! “it’s ketchup. since my brother told me to avoid drinking anything sugary, i started to drink sauces and... well. they’re not half bad.”Still confused, Azazel read the ingridients as Sans started to drink, finding himself unable to recognize any of them.

Maybe because they were written in a language he could barely write, let alone reading about food he didn’t even know the taste of.

Shrugging, he eventually opened the bottle, licking a tiny drop of the sauce before drinking as well, imitating the skeleton.“...well. That’s not bad.”“i know right? if you like it, you gotta try it with french fries, too.”“What’s a french fry?”“boy, kid. where the hell do you even come from, to not even know what a french fry is?”

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Chronophobia

Chronophobia: AU drabble about our muses in a different time era.

“What is this?”Azazel looked at Eden quite annoyed, shrugging lightly as the white-haired kid pointed at the new weapon.“An hand cannon. They go bang and kill people. Like a cannon, but smaller. Why?”“I thought you got over giving weapons to random people- for fuck’s sake, Azzy, what year is this?”The demon took his time to think about it. “...somewhere in the 12th Century? Kinda?? Who the hell knows, you know I’m not good with these guy’s time. I just thought it was the right moment to start some mess!”

They stared at eachother - one quite nervous, the other showing a dumb grin, wide and content enough to make Eden have an hard time refraining punching the young demon. 

“The point is- You want to make a mess and don’t even invite me?! That’s rude! I expected better from you!”“...you expected better from Satan’s son? Seriously, Eddie?” Azazel shrugged, letting out a tiny chuckle “Don’t worry, next time I decide to give someone a mortal weapon I’ll make ‘em test it on ya. Happy now?”

“Too kind.” Eden grumbled, staring at the demon as if he hoped he could put him on fire only with the power of his mind.“You’re welcome, Eddie~!”

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The lost: Cleptophobia ((@delusionsofthebasement))

Cleptophobia: Your muse steals something from mine.

“FINALLY!” Azazel yelled out loud, striking a victorious pose as he let himself let out a loud laughter, glaring at the corpses of the Boss Rush Room under him “That’s what you scrublords get for messing with your PRINCE!”The young demon sat down on the remaining of Gabriel, taking a long, deep breathe. That time it was harder than usual, with all the shitty Items he found until then, but it looked like he was trying his best to remain positive.

Who knows? Maybe he could find some very nice trinket now - or maybe, even a strong Deal Item? Were they available, there?Who knows! Whatever it was going to be, that was going to be the best damn Item ever, he was sure about it! 

After a few seconds for regaining his breathe and spitting on some more corpses, he finally flew towards the altar when his reward was awaiting, finding...

“...a note?” he asked, as his positivity started to shatter. Quite confused, he grabbed the item, reading the scribbles.

Dear AzazelGood job there! I thought you were going to hit the dust, I’m glad you won! :)However, it wasn’t nice to take ALL the items, before! You could’ve left some for me, you know? :(I hope you don’t mind if I take this Brimstone with me, I think I can finally meet the Lamb today and I want to try my best! Thank you so much :)- Lost

The demon read over and over the letter, eventually ripping it off with a big smile on his face.He hoped that little shit enjoyed the Brimstone, because he was going to show him how to use properly, later. Maybe by blowing up its face over and over again.