A Gender Wheel

-What are we anyway- ?Any pronouns? 23 There’s no real point to this blog, I just think stuff is cool and sometimes I say things

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Bruce pulls up in the Batmobile.

Dick: where have you been? It’s been hours.

Bruce: you know how when babies have a hard time sleeping parents take them for drives?

Bruce points to the back seat. Tim’s buckled up tight and passed the fuck out so hard he’s drooling. Jason raises his camera, takes a shot. He’s forgotten the flash was on though and the light fills the car.

Bruce: no!

Tim begins to stir. As Bruce growls Jason scoffs an apologetic laugh. Tim sits up looking around with tired eyes.

Tim, beginning to take off his seatbelt: oh. We’re back. Good, I have work to do-

Bruce, getting out: nope.

Tim, pausing:

Bruce: Jason and Dick have an errand to run.

Bruce: a real long ride and they need your help.

Dick glares Jason down who gulps.

Bruce: right boys?

Dick:

Jason: right.

[z-a-d-i-e]

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

[z-a-d-i-e]

it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.

[ealasaidh]

Being a regular is fucking awesome. I've only had that status a few times, but I always feel kind of honored. These people see humans all day every day, and they remembered me?! And not for something bad (as far as I can tell)! I'm flattered af!

[corrya]

HE WAS MEAN TO BETH!!

[thesamemethewholetime]

the concept of being lavonte and feeling like you don’t know hj anymore, like you’re losing him - he’s buying sweet potatoes and giving you basil plants and he’s mellowing out and you’re starting to worry he is NOT the guy you signed up to eternity with - then he snaps back to himself for a moment and he’s wild and crazy and recognisable to you and he tells you to get rid of the basil plant that he left you in your coffin.

but you keep it. and you look after it.

[theconcealedweapon]

"Capitalism lifts people out of poverty."

If that were true, poverty wouldn't exist.

There will soon exist a trillionaire. If capitalism is powerful enough to create a trillionaire, surely it must be powerful enough to accomplish every single one of its goals. So if one of the goals of capitalism is to end poverty, why does poverty exist?

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[theconcealedweapon]

When it happens once, it's treated as a feel-good story.

So why can't we make this the norm?

Instead of using taxpayer money to hire police to arrest poor people and hope that one helps instead of arresting, why not just abolish the police and instead use that taxpayer money for the direct purpose of helping poor people?

[allaboutthems]

[covington-shenanigans]

when i was allegedly a woman i was briefly married to a cis guy before coming out as a lesbian and getting a divorce. my now ex-husband, a genuine sweetheart of a man, was very kind about it all and we remain good friends.

twenty-five (!) years later I came out as a trans man.

now. the important thing to know about my ex-husband is that he loves nothing more than 1) horrible puns, preferably bilingual ones; 2) terrible dad jokes; and 3) committing to the bit until the end of time. he absolutely lives for Shenanigans and Japery. i do not know how his long-suffering wife puts up with him, but they've been married for more than 20 years so presumably she manages.

so, to break the news to my ex, i texted him. the exchange went something like this:

me: "great news, i'm a trans guy now"

him: "oh, congrats!"

me: "thank you. now for the better news: I insist you refer to me henceforth only as your ex-husband. do you accept this challenge?"

and my cis, straight-as-an-arrow, lives-in-the-midwest, married-to-a-minister ex-husband was like

AND HE DOES! gleefully and completely straight-faced, as I understand it. confuses the hell out of everyone, none more than cishet conservative people who've known us both for decades and know for a fact he's only been married twice. I hope he never explains.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[jnyfmg]

proximity

[jnyfmg]

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[jnyfmg]

If you reblogged the version of this with the zionist war criminal's poetry on it you owe me 20 bucks. fuck putinism and fuck zionism

[darrenpillowscriss]

Brennan: Zac, I set up this dog to be your animal companion!

Zac: I wanted a horse :(

Brennan: What? You never said you wanted a horse.

Zac: I hinted that I wanted a horse :(

Brennan:

[moniquill]

[constellation-prizes]

from HuffPost article The Sugarcoated Language Of White Fragility by Anna Kegler, directly translating Dr. Robin DiAngelo’s article White Fragility: Why It’s So Hard to Talk to White People About Racism into a table format

[moderncarapace]

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[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[gabbysgoobers]

My favorite scenes from this last episode

[usernameyettocome]

big fan of these two