J chillin

Depressed girl w that expensive taste

[whitepeopletwitter]

[palmer]

[1softe]

[enterheavenalive]

What’s wrong :(

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[toastbutteregg]

[hyrude]

my budgeting app is like “did you know you’ve shopped at panda express 3 times this month?” to roast me like YEAH. maybe i HAVE. maybe i go buy crab rangoons every time i fail an exam bc the girl who closes during the week always tells me she likes my HAIR and sometimes it’s NICE to have a little POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER. and i steal plastic FORKS from there. is that OKAY with you?

[redpandarascal]

the DNC frantically trying to stop Bernie:

[kaijuno]

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

[sixpenceee]

Do you say sorry?

[needtobeehealthy]

[expressions-of-nature]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[lilmamabeyellin]

when the black family losing on family fued

[robins-gay-suspenders]

[cumaeansibyl]

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

[ceaseactivity]

wishlist

big sword 

big sheath for my big sword

RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun