Aslyum Polintium

Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ᏊI make drawings and a little stopmotion 🌈🌈🌈

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Night of the Living Clerks: The 37th Curse 🎃

Ever wonder what a Halloween special for Clerks: The Animated Series would look like? 🎃 I imagined this taking place right before the movie back when Dante was still with Veronica, and Caitlin was... well, before that whole situation.

It was honestly a blast to draw them in the animated style, making sure to keep Veronica and Caitlin looking elegant and bold as ever. And the costumes? Had way too much fun with those. Hope you guys like this 'lost episode' vibe! ✨

The Cowgirl and Her... Cow?🐄

The 'Don't Care' Bear 🐻🖕

Witchy Business 🔮

Snoochie Boochies of the Night 💀

Note: I'm back from the dead! Finals almost claimed me last week, so I'm finally able to share these. 😵‍💫

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Reposting my old Caitronica art, so I can see it all together. I need to draw them again.

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Lady Gaga + Day of the dead

Besties, it was just too funny to imagine scenes from my absolute favorite movie blasted with Lady Gaga music.

Especially with the two characters that literally became my biggest crushes everrr 🫣❤️ Also, I'm just obsessed with the thought of Bub listening to this. Like, he’s totally the type to actually appreciate peak music tastes 🎧🧟‍♂️✨

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Snoogans, but make it Retro Anime ✨

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Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch × Baby Be Mine (Michael Jackson)

So I saw a post saying Michael Jackson’s tracks fit literally any animated intro, and honestly? They weren’t lying. Baby Be Mine gives Jay and Silent Bob the ultimate 90s main character energy. The transitions? Seamless. The flow? Immaculate. Enjoy this quick edit. 🌿🥴⭐

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Snoogans & Speed: The Lowbrow Edition

Didn’t know if Jay and Silent Bob already had their own Rat Finks, so while watching Romero’s Day of the Dead, I ended up drawing a Jay who is high as a kite, and a Silent Bob definitely dealing with the munchies.

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Ugly animation to explain my biggest fear in psychology class 🦌🧠

Made this 'trashy' animation for a specific fear: My Psych professor asking about my celebrity crush to explain Freudian theory. 🧠

The professor is cool, but my classmates? They aren't ready for my real taste. People get mean when you don't stan the standard 'Hollywood-Ken' catalog.

To be honest, 20-something Kevin Smith & Brian O’Halloran are more my vibe. They’re handsome, they’re total 'Care Bears,' and they’re actually my type.🧸💖

But to avoid a classroom roast, I keep a Tom Holland up my sleeve. 🃏🕷️ It’s not that I don’t like him—he’s adorable!—but he’s my Emergency Mask. Masking as a 'normal person' is already an Olympic sport; I’m not letting anyone analyze my 90s-indie-bear obsession today.

Pretty sure half the girls in class are holding up Marvel posters as shields too. We’re in this together. 😂

Note: It’s a crime that no one in my class knows Kevin Smith’s movies. I try not to care, but the way people roast your real taste (or talk behind your back) is so annoying. They’re really missing out!

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CLERKS

New edit! I’ve been seeing some sick edits lately using this theme, so I thought... why not bring Clerks into the mix? 🌛

I don't know what it is, but I'm such a fan of Dante and Silent Bob’s look. Honestly, the thick eyebrows and facial hair just give them so much character... it’s a very attractive vibe🥴😳. They just look so good.

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Snoogans🌿🧠

Doodling a bit during my Personality Psychology class. 🧠✨ I’m obsessed with this drink, but I have no idea why they just now put it back on the convenience store shelves.

Ironically, the store has the exact same colors as Mooby’s, so I thought it would be fun to edit Jay and Silent Bob right next to the can. It just felt right. 🌿⚡️

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Sour Grape Dante and Salty Strawberry Randal

Wanted to try something different! 🍇🍓 I’ve been feeling a bit drained mostly from memorizing lab compounds and dealing with a classmate who has major Regina George vibes. It's one of those 'only she can mess up, but we all have to suffer her attitude' situations... honestly, too stupid for my taste. 🙄

But drawing Clerks is my ultimate mood fixer❤️‍🩹. So, here’s a vintage toy concept: Dante and Randal as rubber-face plushies! A sour reindeer and a salty doberman for your collection. I’d buy these in a heartbeat.

Hope you like this weird little trip to the toy aisle! ✨✨✨

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The Big Fat Werewolf & The Vampire Who Can't Stop Talking 🐺🧛‍♂️

Speedpaint 🧛‍♂️🐺

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Sharing the process because I’m obsessed with speedpaints! ✨

Fun fact: I remembered Brian O'Halloran’s costume from the movie Vulgar and decided to base Dante's look on that—minus the clown makeup, obviously, but keeping the tights, the neckline, and adding some cow horns. Honestly, it would’ve been hilarious to see movie-Dante rocking tights, right? 😂

For Veronica, I really love the elegant vibe I went for. I didn't want to go for anything too tacky; she’s always had such a classy energy with her outfits and hair, so I had to keep that vibe alive.

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The soundtrack of them

If you look up 'Dante and Becky' in the dictionary, this song starts playing. The way she taught him to dance... I can't. It's just too perfect for them 😭🫠

Anyway, excuse me while I blast this on repeat and cry, because it’s officially my turn to edit the video for my uni group project. 🥹

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Currently playing Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch, and let me tell you: keyboard controls are a total hate crime against my hands. 💀 My fingers are officially on strike, so I’m currently performing surgery on my controller so I can actually play this game properly.

The art is honestly so, so good! But also... can we talk about Bob for a second?

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This illustration is giving me major gay furry tiger/bear🐻🐯 vibes. It’s the eyes, honestly they have that super characteristic, adorable, expressive look you see in furry art styles. I’m honestly so here for it.💚😆

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37??!!! 🫪

(black and white)

A new Clerks fan art featuring Veronica and Dante. Honestly, I didn't set out to draw a 'Clerks: The Animated Series' version of Veronica; I was just sketching on the bus, and that's how it evolved. I really vibe with her character; she’s so bold, visually stunning, and her outfits are amazing. Plus, we’re almost the same height!

(COLOR)

Seeing her return in Clerks 3 was a huge surprise, not just for me but for my mom too. We watched the first movie together (though we definitely skipped Clerks 2 because of... well, that one shocking scene 💀). My mom was the most shocked of all; it’s crazy to see them as 20-somethings and then—poof—suddenly they’re in their 50s in the third one.

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A romantic take on Mallrats' Brodie and René, reimagined as characters from a children's storybook.

I sketched this during my 7 AM biology class. I was basically falling asleep, so I had to doodle in my notebook just to stay awake. 🥴😪

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New CLERKS fan art! ✨

Dropping the process video because I just had to pair it with this song: 'Salir de la melancolía' by Serú Girán.

I picked it because it’s basically Randal and Dante’s dynamic in a nutshell. It starts with: 'I’d like a song for a friend, who can’t escape the eternal melancholy...' and it totally sounds like Randal calling out Dante. Honestly, the whole song is just Dante being himself stuck in his head and never knowing what he actually wants.

Style-wise, I thought making Dante a Reindeer and Randal a Doberman

I also took some inspo from the original Angelina Ballerina books; I was obsessed with that style when I was a kid, especially the old-school version before the characters looked too human."