Alanis Morissette as God || Dogma (1999)
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Alanis Morissette as God || Dogma (1999)
Miss Veronica Loughran is the centre of my Askewniverse, now, so here are some headcanons.
. She makes pocket shrines as a way to unwind and usually carries one in her bag.
. Pretty into angelology. She toned it down in almost all of her relationships, because she either got ignored, or mocked when she talked about it. After dumping Dante, she decided to get deeper into it. She believes in guardian angels.
. Wouldn't bite in a fight, but will put a pen through your cheek, if need be.
. Has great big opinions about musical theatre.
. Bisexual, but doesn't believe she is one, because she thinks all women want to be intimate with other women, occasionally, as a treat.
. Had a big crush on one of the nuns who taught at her school.
. In fact, she thought she would become a nun when she grew up, but later found it was not her calling. Still, there are photos in the family album of her with a towel around her head, like a veil.
. Can grow faint sideburns and a moustache. For most of her early life, she would shave and/or bleach her facial hair, especially when in relationships. She stopped caring so much after leaving Dante, and only started treating it again when she went into oral surgery, full time.
. She was severely bullied in school for her looks. It took a bit of time to "grow into her face" as her mother put it.
. Her feelings on her own gender are more complicated than she cares of admit, or explore.
. Loves 60s/70s folk music, but likes something heavier when she's driving.
. Did so much cooking and cleaning for Sylvan Derris while she was pregnant, Sylvan couldn't get enough flowers and chocolate to thank her.
. Caitlin was one of the illustrious thirty seven (she omitted the number of pussies she ate to spare Dante's ego) but they didn't exchange names, and neither of them were seeing Dante at the time. They were strangers to each other. Still, Veronica considered the experience one of the best, in spite of the gravel in her knees and a shoulder injury when she tried to boost Caitlin up.
. Sylvan was number thirty nine.
. Keeps all her milk teeth in a jar, taking them out occasionally to clean them. Her fascination with her own teeth, as well as the tooth fairy story, influenced her future career, though it was not her first choice.
. She has a very pleasant singing voice, but gave up practicing when she left the stage.
. Her favourite colour is red.
I'm buzzing to listen to more female singer/song writers and bands, because I have discovered some banger albums and there is so much I want to check out. It's getting my arse to sit and listen properly to anything new that's the issue. I will, because it's got me excited. I'm very enamoured with Judee Sill right now. I've been focused on her debut album, but I saw her sing The Kiss on TOGWT, and now I need to listen to her second album.
You know what else has been on my mind? The idea that Veronica had given oral to thirty seven people, pre-Dante, but not all of them were guys. She let him think they all were, because internalised biphobia, and also she didn't want to give him another reason to be mad.
Further thoughts to expand on, later. 1. One of them was Caitlin, but neither were with Dante at the time and didn't exchange names. 2. Veronica usually went for girls when she really wanted comfort and to feel like herself, even if it was via giving oral to strangers. 3. The night she dumped Dante, she went home, made Sylvan Derris scream giving the most dedicated head of her life, and they shared the rest of the lasagna, afterwards.
My post about Jay and Tuott being long lost twins has been rolling around in my brain. I don't usually have any trans headcanons for Jay, personally, but.....something something Jay wearing three baggy layers in the height of summer, while Tuott is stripped to the waist. I don't know, it's on my mind.
I really do keep fucking off without a word. I'm sorry, chaps.
the dress… the hair…..
judee sill, 1957
Judee Sill (ca. 1973)
Nobody deserves her, honestly.
I think some of you interested parties might have missed this piece of butch4butch Caitronica, inspired by Ike's big brain, so it is again.
A rough Delta O'Donnell (Delmar O'Donnell), from when I first started drawing her.
Finally figured out who she reminds me of- Jenny Conlee!
Oh my gosh, she does look pretty darn close! She's so pretty!
comparing the gayness of the two main askewniverse ships is so funny cuz randal and dante were doing some brokeback mountain wish i knew how to quit you shit entirely in subtext without even kissing once and then you look over and jay is talking about wanting to suck silent bob's dick in their very first scene together and then he keeps talking about it for several more movies
randal in clerks 3: in the pursuit of trying to make some sort of meaning out of my dull life by putting it into movie form, i'm realizing how much of my life has truly been dedicated to dante, we share lives, he is the hero in my Star Wars, i would do anything for him and it truly touches my heart how much he would do for me. i'm making this movie, this work of art i will make my life's purpose, as a monument to how much i love him
jay in clerks 3: silent bob gave me a rimjob once
dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
Another reason I've been quiet is I watched this American guy react to The Young Ones, and when Nine Below Zero came on he said it wasn't real punk rock and that if anyone wanted to listen to real punk music, he'd hook them up, and honestly I haven't stopped cringing since.
I'm so sorry to everyone who's interacted with my ghost self these past couple of weeks. It should be the easiest thing to just reply to people, but I came off two events I had to do a lot of prepping for, right into one of the busiest work weeks this year. I will get to everyone I've left on read, I promise, I am so sorry.