Help me Saint Anthony

World’s official Bella Swan according to my dear partner who I love. Why would he betray me like this. Also all my other loved ones.

[mjn-air]

this feels like a Cabin Pressure plot

[evgenythegreat]

me: wow, what a helpful map at the beginning of this copy of crime and punishment! i sure hope it doesn’t contain any major plot spoilers

the helpful map:

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[whatacartouchebag]

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[hillhouseeleanor]

I know the “Vane called Flint gay for living in a house” thing is funny but I think in all seriousness Vane was calling Flint a class traitor for living in a house which is in some ways much funnier

[fuck-you-jack]

i love these tags so much

[woman-becomer]

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[brittdyke]

sends me into the stratosphere every time

[noodles-07]

watched come from away today

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[titkoks]

[toomuchtaylor]

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[freakcliff]

I spent way too long on this

[godwhyaretherenoblognames]

Holy shit. 1381 Peasants’ Revolt movie.

[femalegothic]

men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter

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[marzipanandminutiae]

also this is part of a disturbing but sadly not uncommon attitude that progress = women (specifically women most of the time) showing more skin. because not showing skin is "following irrational religious modesty mandates" like the man on twitter says

somehow being progressive and secular automatically means putting women's bodies on display (although of course these people would shame women showing that much skin because they chose to). gee, I wonder why...

(to be clear, religious concealing clothing should also be respected as long as it's voluntary!)

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd