Asoiaf Pubes

Let the Pube-Canons Commence

[asoiafpubes]

ARYA WOULD NEVER SHAVE HER PUBES EVER AT ANY AGE IN ANY AU. IT IS LIKE HOW SHE RESISTS HER FACELESS TRAINING BECAUSE SHE IS ARYA. SHE WOULD NOT SHAVE FOR THAT. PART OF HER BEING ARYA STARK IS HAVING PUBES

[asoiafpubes]

Eddard is totally obsessed with Catelyn's rare ginger Tully pubes.

[asoiafpubes]

Tywin Lannister has immaculate pubes. He trims them when they get too long and they overall have a nice gradient in terms of how long they are. They are like golden clouds.

[stinkingmeat]

tender-vittles said: Imagine Reek getting Ramsay’s pubs stuck in his teeth, before Ramsay knocked them out. Then they get caught in his throat and he coughs until Ramsay has to punish him for not enjoying servicing his lord’s cock. 😎

[tender-vittles]

Pubes* thanks Autocorrect You should submit your Rams pubes headcanons to @asoiafpubes, my friend runs that blog and actually doesn’t have any Rams pubes headcanon submissions yet (so sad).

[asoiafpubes]

It was said once that if you squinted just right Kermit Tully’s pubes seemed to form the shape of a frog...no one understood quite why

[asoiafpubes]

Bryden Tully is very particular about his pubes, and sculpts them once a week. This way he does not have to worry about them getting out of hand, or doing much work more than a little trimming here and there.

[bitchfromtheseventhhell]

@ariannenymerosmartell replied to your post “imagine if euron did NOT have a pee kink but everyone assumed he did…”

Damphair has to give him a saltbath because he needs to wash the piss off of him

p much as it were

imagine if euron did NOT have a pee kink but everyone assumed he did bc of his name and because he's obviously hella kinky so he spends his life being like "NO! I'M NOT INTO PISS FOR FUCK'S SAKE" to everyone he meets

JENN I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING I JUST

[asoiafpubes]

In his younger days, Nute the Barber could shave a man’s pubes from 30 paces with a throwing axe.

[asoiafpubes]

With each new win in combat Strong Belwas wills a single new pube into existence. A pube may only grow if he has won in battle.

[feminerds]

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

The hits keep coming.

[lastlips]

OMG.

[talisguy-deactivated20231012]

And every woman who gets naked inexplicably has a Brazilian. 

[asoiafpubes]

Legends say Skagosi pubes are in the shape of unicorns.

[asoiafpubes]

It may be just a mere rumor, echoing through the twisted hallways of time, but it is said, it is known, that Maegor the Cruel was slaughtered by his own pubes.

[asoiafpubes]

Lord Darklyn REALLY locked Aerys up for 6 months because he was jealous of his kingly pubes.

[asoiafpubes]

Bloodraven adorns his pubes with whimsical mushrooms

[asoiafpubes]

Maelys the Monstrous had a second set of pubes sprouting from his neck.

[asoiafpubes]

Everyone thinks Olenna has decrepit old lady pubes, but she actually takes exquisite care of them. They are perfectly conditioned and shaped, though few people get to see them in their exquisite glory. Age has turned them a beautiful silver colour.