Little Dunkaerion dialog snippet...
King Aerion, the first of his name, lounging drunkenly on a chair having just been informed that queen Daenora gave birth to a girl.
Dunk: "After naming your son and heir Maegor? I don't think this is appropriate, your grace. May I suggest: Alysanne, Dyanna, Maegelle ..."
Aerion: "And if you suck my cock, ser, my first trueborn daughter will be named Visenya!"
Aerion: "Nora likes the name too.
Dunk: "I'm sure she does, but ..."
Dunk: "No, it's not, your grace. It's stupid as all seven hells!"
Aerion: "It's almost as funny as when I made you my Hand." Waving at Dunk's badge on his coat. "Almost."
Dunk: "That wasn't particulary funny either, I'm afraid."
Aerion: "Are you sure? Did you see my brother's face?" Smirking. "My father's face?" Cackling. "Your fathers face? When I took the badge off him?" Slapping his knees.
Dunk: "Shut the fuck up!"
Aerion: "Oh right, can't be reminded of your own three drops of dragonblood. But that's no way to talk to your king!"
Dunk: "Will you shut up if I suck your cock at last?"
Aerion: "I might, but only if you lose that disgusted short of vomiting face for it, otherwise I'll have to decline."
Dunk: Makes an even more disgusted face.
Aerion: Sigh. "Maybe you could pretend I'm Aegon?"
Dunk: "WHAT THE FUCK?! He is like a son to me!" Crashing out, slapping Aerion over the head.
Aerion: "Alright, alright! ... My father?" Ducking in expectation of another hit.
Dunk: Sharp intake of breath followed by suspicious pink coloring of his cheeks.
Aerion: "Hahahahaha! You really like them older, don't you? Men and women. No wonder my sister and my wife had such a hard time seducing you."
Dunk: Turning even more red.
Aerion: "I will never get you, ser. You had it all with that besotted Baratheon cunt too. Your own plot of land, prestige, riches, and then you threw it all away because my little twat-brother made puppy eyes at you again?"
Dunk: Looking sad. "It doesn't matter now." Turns to leave.
Aerion: "Damn right it doesn't ... Hey, where are you going? What about my cock?"
Aerion: Curses. "Hand of the king, my arse." Takes cock in his own hands.
A/N: Yes, Maekar is still alive. He abdicated, went with Egg and Betha to Summerhall to spoil his grandchildren rotten, and told Aerion to LOCK THE FUCK IN!!11!!1!" after that ... wildfire incident. And Bloodraven as Dunk's bio-dad is just delicious. Will have another post up about that later. 😁
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