A Song Means a Dick's On the Way

Kasey. Fanfic Writer on AO3, come find me there! Buy me a coffee!

[asongisadick]

I tentatively ask how many chapters u think are left bc I am afraid of the answer but also very excited 👉👈

You can ask and I will answer!!! I’ve got it below the cut for folks who do not wanna know but for they curious:

Including the chapter that will go up later today, there are three more chapters, a regular epilogue, and then a funky freaky fresh secondary smut based epilogue. So a total of five more chapters. WHICH IS INSANE PROFOUNDLY CRAZY REALLY WILD VERY HARD TO BELIEVE also looks like this is going to be really close to 1000 pages (double spaced, 12 pt times new Roman font, 1 inch margins, .5 first line indent as my middle school English teacher taught me and definitely wanted me to use for these purposes, so sorry Mrs. L) which is ABSURD because the cut content (same formatting) is almost 200 pages long. I have a problem.

[asongisadick]

Jack Abbot has made a liar out of me (again) and there will be one more chapter than the total mentioned here because I am but weak willed

[asongisadick]

Chapter Forty-Four of I Always Want You When I'm Finally Fine is up!

You can read it by clicking here

[asongisadick]

Y’all I am mid way through editing today’s chapter of IAWYWIFF and I’ve just had a Much Better idea and if I have to scrap this shit I’m going to be so mad. I think I might be able to rework it, but it might mean today’s chapter goes up later today/potentially tomorrow, we shall see

[asongisadick]

Would you believe I perhaps blew this out of proportion in my mind and fixed it in less than twenty minutes by editing like 5 lines of dialogue and removing a grand total of two paragraphs? Anyway chapter barring insanity chapter should be up when planned.

[asongisadick]

Y’all I am mid way through editing today’s chapter of IAWYWIFF and I’ve just had a Much Better idea and if I have to scrap this shit I’m going to be so mad. I think I might be able to rework it, but it might mean today’s chapter goes up later today/potentially tomorrow, we shall see

[asongisadick]

Supposed to be “You and Jack crowded on the couch” but you know!!! This is also not inaccurate!!!!

[courteous-otter]

details! 👀

[asongisadick]

I have been very big and brave 3 times and 4 days and have walked away from the bravery with a new diagnosis of severe major depression, insomnia, and a return of my good old friend, generalized anxiety disorder.

I am also walking away from my bravery with a script for antidepressants and sleep meds EVERYBODY THANK YOU SUSANA

[vincespowerhour]

Something something Robby being pathetic and bratty for abbot

Something something abbot putting him in a cage

Something something Robby grinding against abbots shoe

Something something Robby crying when abbot takes the cage off

Something something abbot holding Robby while he ruts into his thigh

[asongisadick]

I do feel in my heart of hearts that the first time Rabbot kissed it was during a very drunk argument. Like over something stupid and pointless but because they’re drunk and pent up it all boils over and they’re screaming and pointing in each other’s faces and then somebody grabs a fist full of someone else’s shirt—to shake them or throw a punch who could say—and then suddenly they’re making out

[notinterextinq]

The fact that this is our season three Robby keeps me awake at night 😋

[asongisadick]

It’s really cool how Animal Kingdom has thus far provided characters I love in a way that can only be described as autistic and characters I loathe so entirely I feel vengesome

[iris-in-the-rain]

"I wanted to make sure I held him"

- Shawn Hatosy on Jack and Robby

Because really, who else will hold Robby?? 😭😭😭

[asongisadick]

Chapter Forty Three of I Always Want You When I'm Finally Fine is up!

You can click here to read it!!!

Edit, if you saw this when I said it was chapter forty four and not forty three, no you didn't

[asongisadick]

I tentatively ask how many chapters u think are left bc I am afraid of the answer but also very excited 👉👈

You can ask and I will answer!!! I’ve got it below the cut for folks who do not wanna know but for they curious:

Including the chapter that will go up later today, there are three more chapters, a regular epilogue, and then a funky freaky fresh secondary smut based epilogue. So a total of five more chapters. WHICH IS INSANE PROFOUNDLY CRAZY REALLY WILD VERY HARD TO BELIEVE also looks like this is going to be really close to 1000 pages (double spaced, 12 pt times new Roman font, 1 inch margins, .5 first line indent as my middle school English teacher taught me and definitely wanted me to use for these purposes, so sorry Mrs. L) which is ABSURD because the cut content (same formatting) is almost 200 pages long. I have a problem.

[asongisadick]

Wrote a baller last line of IAWYWIFF several chapters too early girl what are you doing

[asongisadick]

I just know in my heart and soul that if someone explained to Jack Abbot what the concept of knotting was he’d lose his mind about it for a minimum of six months

[saturnsuv]

how can people not like cats. they literally have little paws