It’s Mickey, Bitch

Almost 30 and back on tumblr again for fuck sake. Let the cringe live forever. Unfortunately, I never know what I am doing at any given time, don’t trust 💚

[generaljenobi]

[nessa007]

Ted Lasso + The Wizard of Oz

[splattergutz]

the “i’ve seen so many people die i feel like it’s leeching something from my soul” scene is even more horrific w the new context of robby’s mom committing suicide when he was only 8 yrs old

[deedzreads]

me pretending steve never left, tony and nat never died and they all lived together as a big happy family

[doomedapostate]

Back in my Marvel phase. I love being delusional ❤️

[littlestpersimmon]

Rejoice, For the Herald Of Hope Flies Above Us

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[hegodamask]

babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

[kwisatzzhaderach]

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi

[prokopetz]

Boring: Assigning "levels of canon" to Star Wars media.

Not boring: Construing all Star Wars media as variously motivated propaganda which actually exists in some notional Star Wars universe, ostensibly based on but often only tenuously related to real events, and loudly speculating about what "really happened".

[assiraphales]

making luke skywalker a disillusioned old man who turned his back on the galaxy and worst of all his friends was such a bad take bc yes it could be happen. put that much trauma / burden / loss on a person and realistically they’ll lose their spark. want to run away and give up. but star wars is a story of HOPE. it’s characters are larger than life. luke skywalker’s biggest superpower wasn’t his ability to use the force, it was his heart. he turned away from the jedi code for his friends. he brought his father back to the light with his love. the odds are never in the hero’s favor. they shouldn’t be able to win. the bad guy is stronger, the weight of responsibility is crushing, but the good guy prevails nevertheless. it’s not a character type that is supposed to be edgy or unpredictable or gritty. it’s meant to be a little cheesy and optimistic and hopeful. even when it seems impossible for them to be strong enough, they are. and they took that from us

[bobby-luv]

[eggdrawsthings]

a quick doodle of the love of my life I am absolutely not freaking out about the trailer at all ahahaha 😀

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[davetheshady]

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

[pantheraleo04]

To be fair to Han, he watched (or at least heard) Luke try his little magic trick on Jaba and it did absolutely nothing. I'd be pretty skeptical of the force too.

[charlesoberonn]

I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[courteous-otter]

I made loving you a blood sport I made loving you a blood sport I made loving you a blood sport I can't win