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... still a piece of garbage.

[sandmandaddy69]

[ottermatopoeia]

baja blast

[ariadneproserpina]

That dolphin pussy stuff

[thyrell]

the what

[cvberitual]

it's nothing, go back to bed

[albertsalo]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

God I wish I didn’t know how to read

[gservitor]

Not the dolphins fault that pussy poppin.

[catchymemes]

[asparacarrots]

HIS LITTLE JUMP!!! He's so happy <3

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[theconcealedweapon]

And if you think racism ended already, at what point during this did it end?

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

>_> and >_< and <_< and so on and so forth

[cielsoleil]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT

IM LOSING IT OVER THIS

[abysswarlock]

I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asparacarrots]

me this mronign

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[valleythey]

what if greg heffley had the death note

[teddiedbears]

mitski x 100 gecs collab i bet on stupid horses

[catchymemes]

[lilydvoratrelundar]

[ampervadasz]

[gypsy-that-i-was]

I want everything made from what this ball is made of.

[astudyingdemon]

FYI : this website definitely DOES NOT have a million free TEXTBOOKS and in general books for you all to download 😌

No reason to reblog this 👀

[aiiaiiiyo]

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

[corporatebigwig]

why did he eat this 

[shorthistorian]

#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare

Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!  “Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.  This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.

[dci-hq]

Every friend group should include:

A himbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

She/theys

He/theys

A token straight who’s on thin ice

An astrology bitch who’s got everyone’s birth chart memorized

And a short king

[tiktokmuseum]

*pretends to be surprised*

[hunterinabrowncoat]

I want everyone to know that this guy is Abraham Piper, son of John Piper. Yes, that John Piper.

Abraham's whole tiktok and twitter is dedicated to pointing out all the fallacies and toxic insidious shit in Evangelical theology & practice.

I hope this gives you as much joy as it gave me!