A Spider Frog Named Jack

They/them, multi fandom and confused I’m just a frog in a spider costume (Darling of @bi-dykes❤️ )

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[black-quadrant]

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

[bi-dykes]

ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕕!

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[humanityinahandbag]

Reblonk

[aspiderfrogjack]

BONK!!! @pagansheep @bi-dykes @nightly-productions @sneezemaster @evilofthenight

[dreadful-pennies]

Happiest of birthdays to Sir David Attenborough

If anyone deserves to see 100- and very few do- its absolutely you.

[apolladay]

He made it and I'm so happy :)

[aspiderfrogjack]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM!

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[iamonlyperson]

IRON LUNG NEWS (for those who still haven't seen the stream)

Mark showed some disc ideas (done by molly brown aka deadlymelodic) and the circle ones was fan favourite (the top row 2nd was mostly winner)

Mark has DVD cover and it's looking absolute amazing but doesn't reveal the cover yet

Digital will come soon on YouTube (Movies). Also it takes time because Mark is working a deal with YouTube for getting other movies (done by other YouTubers) getting released on YouTube Movies through him (easy access to streaming). Also a lot of legal stuff too.

He will be doing the DVD himself. There was a poll and mostly people voted DVD's so he probably will be doing more DVD's than Blu-Ray's. Also no DVD will be signed.

There will be behind the scenes and directors commentary on DVD

IRON LUNG merch shipping will take time because yall bought so much than was expected

[aspiderfrogjack]

YOOOOOOODJDHDO HELL FUCKING Y E S!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[furbiefleshsuit]

in light of the recent episode . . .

[aspiderfrogjack]

I mean👀👀👀🤣

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[aspiderfrogjack]

I support this theory XD

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[beaks-wacky-world]

What do you MEAN the glass, the porthole, the only way Simon was able to see out into the world and into the blood ocean was made from scavenged parts of Filament Station? The only way Ava and the rest of the crew saw him was literally through his biggest regret, the reason he ended up there. And he pleads for someone to listen when he says Filament Station wasn't supposed to end that way, but he cannot be separated from it.

The only way he's able to be viewed is through the remnants of a station where 62 people died, and the only way he can see out is through the ocean of blood. And only when he chooses to break that glass is he finally choosing freedom in a way he fought against. He just wanted to live, and it was too much to ask for.

[aspiderfrogjack]

….YOU-

[aspiderfrogjack]

Random thing I thought of:

Angels and demons are both genderless in two very different directions: angels have no gender, gender is something that was created for humans, and thus they see no point in presenting as either gender

If asked, they would give a long explanation of how they have no gender, they were created without one, etc

Demons, on the other hand, fucking love that gender is a thing but find the concept of staying one single gender dreadfully boring; so they swap almost constantly, going from each gender like they’re frogs bouncing from one lily pad to the next

If asked, they’ll go off on whatever gender they are at that exact moment, happily mentioning how they used to be this-other-thing and did-you-know-this-one-exists?-it’s-delightful-really-you-should-try-it-sometime-

Aka angels’ gender is “no” and demons is “FUCK YES”

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

[aspiderfrogjack]

You-

[simon-iron-lung-official]

So fun fact, there's a fish.

Quite a few.

*places 10 Aboleths in the blood*

Fuck. You.

(I had to google what that was. Why would you do that to him???!?!?)

[aspiderfrogjack]

Hold on, let me google something-

Ok, yeah that’s fucking hilarious /gen🤣🤣🤣🤣

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[aspiderfrogjack]

P L E A S E!!!!

[aurorawest]

In case people don't realize the full extent of what's going on, we are under siege in Minnesota. I live in an affluent, majority white suburb of Minneapolis, and ICE is all over the place terrorizing people. They showed up at the library, kitted out in their Temu tactical gear, and stormed it.

The library. Please let that sink in.

They've pulled weapons on legal observers and physically attacked them. They're threatening teenagers and children with death. One woman told a story at my, again, affluent, majority white suburban town's city council meeting this week of being shoved from behind so hard that she fell down by an ICE agent, who then said to her, "Stop touching me." A man, in tears and begging for our city government to do something to help our neighbors, described having a baton pulled on him. They're luring people out of their workplaces with lies about "hitting someone's car in the parking lot" and then abducting them. Citizens and legal residents are being detained. People are being racially profiled and snatched. A teenager (a US citizen) working at Target got dragged out and shoved in a car, then dumped a mile away in a Wal-mart parking lot, beaten up and crying. And all of this is after they murdered Renee Good.

I don't emphasize the demographics of my particular suburb to say "but this shouldn't be happening here, we have money!" but to illustrate that the Trump administration has declared war on a US state. Even if you stick your head in the sand because you're white and won't be directly targeted, ICE is running traffic lights, speeding, tearing the wrong way on one way streets, and causing nasty accidents because they think they're above the law. They think it doesn't matter who they hurt or kill, because they're being told straight from the top that they can do whatever they want to whoever they want.

We are all under attack, and this is coming to a city near you if we don't stand up to it. Please stand with Minnesota, as well as LA, Portland, Chicago, and every other place DHS has sent their COD cosplay gestapo. I don't know what that looks like for you but please, please, don't ignore this.

[thedishonestmedia]

I live in Minneapolis. OP is not being dramatic. We will continue this fight, but please everything you can to stand with us because nobody in this country is safe if they get away with these crimes against humanity.

[dandelionsresilience]

Ways You Can Stand Up To ICE:

If you live in Minnesota, join the statewide economic shutdown and protest march on Friday, January 23!

ICE whistle resources - short bursts indicate ICE presence, long blasts indicate detainment or violence. Car horns can be used the same way. If you hear these signals and are part of a high-risk demographic, stay inside and lock your doors.

How to quickly disable phone biometrics

How to respond to ICE activity

Find a local rapid response team to join

Community support options

Minnesota mutual aid

Report and track ICE activity here, here, and here

Vehicles/plates confirmed to be used by ICE

Minnesota Rapid Response Hotline: [phone]

Other rapid response and immigration hotlines

If someone you know has been detained, you can attempt to locate them here. I don’t know how well this works with the way they’re disappearing people, but it’s probably worth a shot

[aspiderfrogjack]

Please, everyone in the us; stay safe and keep fighting

This shit is terrifying; do you know anything that can be done if you’re not in the us? I’m in Canada but want to help however I can

[freesiadotcom]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life