Catastrophically Catholic

Future eccentric old lady. Tennager, will not specify any further. 50/50 chance of me ending up in a convent. Theater kid, sorry everybody. Chronic complainer and vague poster. Annoying about I MEAN i can inform you on: fiber arts, jane austen, anne of green gables, and a whole bunch of random other stuff

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

Have you read A Bargain for Frances by Russell Hoban and Lillian Hoban (1970)?

yes

no

I've never heard of it

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[thegoodmorningman]

this is a sign

[millionsknives]

AUGghH! OW! My BODY is ACHING! What happened I WAS BRUISED💢ALL OVER MY BODY🦵BECAUSE I HAD TO FIGHT🫯NAKED🍑. Mom told me I had bruises all over my body. Is there any connection to this? ☝️THERE IS A WAR💥GOING ON. EVEN 🦕DINOSAURS🦖 ARE HERE ⬇ AND THEY USE BOWS AND ARROWS 🏹 MY SWORD 🗡️IS UNBELIEVABLY DULL‼️ If you die over there, what will happen to me back here? I DON’T KNOW🤔WHETHER OUR BODY🦵AND MIND🧠ARE SPLIT. I DON’T KNOW🤔HOW WE GOT SEPARATED🫸 🫷BUT I THINK🤔WE ARE STILL ONE ☝️PERSON🧍🏼‍♂️ We die together? ..........…........PROBABLY 👍. No! It can’t be true! …..I’M NOT🙅JOKING🃏

[kemurikusa]

this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen in any anime ever i can’t believe this is allowed to exist

[sstrange-cloudss]

i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on

[1nd2rd3st]

[nancythedrew]

random investor in 1997: hello can you make computer games targeted for girls I believe there is a gap in that market and I would love to financially assist i believe nancy drew would be a strong protagonist and well received

megan gaiser: yes but can we kill her multiple times in the game

investor: i guess yeah

[sacred-portal]

[beardedmrbean]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[ometochtli2rabbit]

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day

[icereader12]

Reminder that blood quantum laws were imposed so governments could cheat treaties and not pay what they owe.

Let indigenous peoples decide who is and isn't a member of their tribe.

[alfea]

consider the first fictional old man you aren't attracted to that comes to mind. that man is now your father. how are things?

very good

pretty good

decent

not great

horrible

Remaining time: 18 hours 39 minutes

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning. I know what color The Sun is.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[orpheuslament]

i need to [remembers suicide jokes negatively impact my mental health & upset my loved ones] join a monastery

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

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