Catastrophically Catholic

Future eccentric old lady You can call me Monk Teenager, will not specify further I'm Catholic, I'm only half joking when talking about running off and becoming a nun (but if I ever randomly stop posting, thats why) Stuff I like and you should expect to see here: Fiber arts Jane austen (Mansfield park is my favorite) Nancy drew PC games by HER interactive Fashion history and costuming

[siena-sevenwits]

Let’s add some joy to the day. What does prev like that isn’t so much your area, but you find you enjoy it when they blog/reblog about it?

[th4t1guylol]

[aspiringbabushka]

my dream job is really for there to be a reboot of the big comfy couch so i can be the new clown

[aspiringbabushka]

Im gonna move to alaska. im gonna move to scandanavia. im gonna move to svalbard

[ecceagnesdarling]

Here in the hot as hell lands we use this sorcery called "air conditioner"

[aspiringbabushka]

i have ac... 🫠

[aspiringbabushka]

Im gonna move to alaska. im gonna move to scandanavia. im gonna move to svalbard

[aspiringbabushka]

ok positive post to cancel out all my recent complaining: I dont have to go anyyyyyywere tomorrow. i actually get to stay and chill out at home for an entire day

[aspiringbabushka]

what is purpose of 80+ degree weather? what does it do for society?

[heartinmyheadphones]

i can’t tell where tom baker ends and the 4th doctor begins. love it.

[aspiringbabushka]

something that really grinds my gears is when you search on youtube and it starts showing "you might also like" videos. like why the fuck do you think im searching for something?

[beardedmrbean]

[vamptits]

when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with

[mooncustafer]

[fata-vocant]

@elucubrare please

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[aspiringbabushka]

rehearsal was cancelled last night so our director gave us graded homework on what we were gonna do

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[marian-devotee]

[dreaminginsteadofsleeping42]

Thinking about that bit at the end of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall where after Gilbert walks across half of the country through the snow on foot because he thinks Helen is getting married to someone else (she isn’t), he finally arrives at her place and she’s like “what are you doing here” and he’s like “idk.”

[moethh]

am i the only one who hates the corporatization of Catholicism right now

[moethh]

i hate the concept of “Catholic celebrities” i hate “Catholic products” (innocuous nonreligious things that have a saint quote on them or whatever) i hate like 90% of Catholic podcasts i hate Catholic AI i hate the fact that my religion is turning into something marketable i hate this actually