Everything's something to joke about

I buy old books from second-hand stores and only read them halfway through before I get distracted

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY

[lil-radon]

Everybody on tumblr is either retarded, mentally ill, a massive fucking hypocrite, or a domestic abuser in the making.

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[actual-lich-queen]

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

[empresstress13]

That’s a compelling counterpoint

[bigredm38-6]

@call-me-remi

[saintofpride201]

Know what? Shoutout to AI art for making me have an even deeper appreciation for real art and the tiniest details that went into it.

The leaves on trees being painstakingly detailed individually, the folds and wrinkles on clothes, the natural flow of hair, rivers having a consistent reflection of the sun of the dawn and everything near it, and so much more.

Human artists have given us so much that we take for granted. Let your distain for AI art fuel your passion for natural art.

[enrequiem]

“Scary Stories to tell in the Dark” series by Alvin Schwartz; art by Stephen Gammell. This series scared me so badly when I was little! 

[setzeri]

Don't worry, the potion probably won't have an effect on him, since he's not a rat.

[creepymutelilbugger]

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[phoenixyfriend]

Keep reading

[the-bi-bilingual]

I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.

[tayloralison]

getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Today marks the 5th anniversary of Sky King

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

1

[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[respectfulmemes]

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

I absolutely do not want to know what it said before this edit. Thank you.

[vintage-tech]

Pencil sharpeners have evolved greatly.

[beardedmrbean]

Every single one of these is way cooler than the ones we use now

[brucebocchi]

[lil-radon]

I decided to read about the case because why not, and I need to share this tidbit from the judge

[brucebocchi]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[piteousfangirl]

Real Talk bros

Make a TV tropes page for the story your working on.

Not a real one obviously but just open up a word document and make a mock one.

It’s surprising motivational and helps get the writing mojo going and even helped with a few plot holes and with unsticking some side arcs.

It also helped me realize which of my characters are a bit one dimensional and which are a bit too over-dramatic.