🐝🐝

20’s she/her, straya 🇦🇺 i give you some funny shit i guess.

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[unclefather]

[thememedaddy]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[love-and-insurmountable-grief]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[catch57]

let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?

[mallowbees]

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[sloppystyle]

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[jaubaius]

I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

[maneth985]

Based on the memes pics I thought it screamed bloody murder, not laugh like a cartoon villain 🤣

[toxictiktoks]

[goblinstandards]

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

[lucifers-baby-girl]

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

[4444555666777888999]

So glad we’re all straight

[rednines]

[pointlesslypointing]

@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[thegoodvybe]

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand