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Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

[medicinal-music-deactivated2021]

communication is so damn sexy

busy for the day, but you hit me with a “i love you, but i need to do some work today, so I wont reply for a while” message? mmmm sext!!

gonna be distant for a while because of something personal, but took the time to send me a “dont worry it’s not about you but i need some personal time rn” text? ill be looking at wedding rings, while you get yourself where you need to be!!

basically, you don’t need grand gestures or to be present and available 24/7 to relay to someone that they are wildly important to you… you just need considerate fractions of moments and communication.

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[neighborhoodicegolem]

[fuks]

[vesface]

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.

[your1stpleasurer]

This is so fuckin true

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[morbidmanatee]

“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”

“Yum yum Steve ribs”

[flaekjern]

cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible

like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’

[bihalfling-deactivated20201230]

are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?

[tema-time]

I love this

[setheverman]

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it

[lanadelblazee]

[1st-1]

[andrewallenmoore-deactivated201]

“Without goals and plans to reach them, you are like a ship that has set sail with no destination.”

—

Fitzhugh Dodson

(via

surqrised

)

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

the smell of sleeping with the window open

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“You’re the only person I’ve ever met who seems to have the faintest conception of what I mean when I say a thing.”

—

Virginia Woolf

[thegoodvybe]

[pir-ado]

x vintage blog x

[thegoodvybe]

[everythingfox]

Cunning Fox

Photo by Konsta Punkka