Ass Dackwards

a nerdyqueer musicdork gamerschmuck posts things relevant to his interests. may include bumpin' jams, delusional ramblings, somewhat-worksafe homoerotic risquéness, and general tomfoolery.

[assdackwards]

where else to find me if you're leaving

TWITTER • more personal/political,slightly less fandom-y, but currently where i'm most active

PILLOWFORT • probably the place i aim to be most like this blog but it's a little barren atm since i'm still getting started

PIECE TOGETHER • the podcast i do with my buddies @iamdrunkkitsune and @cacophonicsoul wherein we watch all of One Piece, which they have both seen all of, and I have seen none of! (twitter account here)

if we know each other well enough, pm me for my discord or my nsfw twitter

[sarahtaylorgibson]

Productivity culture will deceive you (especially if you are particularly high-functioning or a former Gifted Kid) into thinking that any use of your time that can’t be monetized or leveraged for your personal advancement is worthless, and I’m here to tell you that’s the devil talking. Do shit because you like it.

[powerfulwizard]

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

[castlesbyrs]

You know those movies and shows where the little nerd girl has to change absolutely every aspect that makes her, her, starting by her appearance, so she can get the really hot boy, while when it’s the other way around the girl just settles with the nerd boy? Propaganda.

[gynandromorph]

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

[scartzarr]

Gravity Falls theme - Silent Hill vers.

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

[cynamonowo]

when someone says yusuke is boring and useless

[boletus-edulis]

Per request here is my other tiktok

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[japanese-studies]

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[gdscript]

Apparently your post will never be flagged if you mark it with a sfw tag and that’s what the bots are doing.

[gdscript]

nice algorithm, staff!

[jamestherocketscientist]

[viewtifulpup]

Joker: “hey I heard god killed your friends so I came to help”

Kirby: [happy baby noises]

[its-arrested-development]

[kidmanproject]

[mobpsycho100]

this is like the horniest non ecchi / yaoi anime i’ve ever seen i cant believe they can keep getting away with this 

[mobpsycho100]

this is beyond horny on main 

[nintooner]

[calamitaswrath]

@mordredbi

[talon24]