Parker//21

Cashapp: $ParkerHatfill

[zayngf]

men are like i cheat on my wife ... to cope

[sabannlynnn-deactivated20221203]

this is my emotional support side hoe

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

[obtrta]

It’s the Baggins side of your bloodline fighting the Took in you

[sangled]

vibe check! (bursts into tears)

[neckkiss]

Daily quote,lol

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[teenscoolest]

[thenatsdorf]

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

[assemblyrequiredd]

I’ve wanted this more than anything in the world. If you can’t donate I would really appreciate a share... every dollar and every share helps so much!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/1w5ky6leio?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=b45723bd0ee4429ead4ac63e83c5a55a

Parkers Surgery Fund organized by Parker Hatfill

I recently got approved for top surgery- great news!! Only problem is the surgery is scheduled Apr… Parker Hatfill needs your support for Pa

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[apocahipster]

high school bullies becoming nurses

[brokebackboys]

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

[anxietyproblem]

[honeycoacoa-deactivated20201029]

& it don’t even rhyme

[pussylipgloss]

i h8 being suspicious about things but damn that gut feeling really is always right

[assemblyrequiredd]

I’ve wanted this more than anything in the world. If you can’t donate I would really appreciate a share... every dollar and every share helps so much!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/1w5ky6leio?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=b45723bd0ee4429ead4ac63e83c5a55a

Parkers Surgery Fund organized by Parker Hatfill

I recently got approved for top surgery- great news!! Only problem is the surgery is scheduled Apr… Parker Hatfill needs your support for Pa

[assemblyrequiredd]

I’ve wanted this more than anything in the world. If you can’t donate I would really appreciate a share... every dollar and every share helps so much!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/1w5ky6leio?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=b45723bd0ee4429ead4ac63e83c5a55a

Parkers Surgery Fund organized by Parker Hatfill

I recently got approved for top surgery- great news!! Only problem is the surgery is scheduled Apr… Parker Hatfill needs your support for Pa

[zovsko]

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WAIT A MINUTE

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[sempervera]

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions