As She Pathfinds

Pathfound myself into making a Mass Effect themed blog.

[asshepathfinds]

Me, shaking BioWare violently by the shoulders: Tell. Me. The. Andromeda. Ending. If. You. Aren’t. Going. To. Make. Another. Game.

[asshepathfinds]

Honestly? Mass Effect Andromeda had the most creative and fun fighting mechanics I’ve seen from a game in a long while only for it to be overlooked by some shoddy graphics, and I will be forever bitter that it didn’t get the praise it deserves.

[did-you-know]

Source

[fuckyeahfemshepliara]

I’m sure Shepard knows all about that.

[raedmagdon]

[incorrectmasseffectandromeda]

Suvi *licks a space rock*

Ryder: Fucking superb you funky little scientist. 

[littlebirdofprey]

Alec Ryder: *dies*

Ryder: this is so sad, SAM play despacito

[garrus-archive-deactivated20191]

when shepard is reunited with their hamster in me3

[spiribia]

as the shadow broker liara dabbles in all kinds of information so do you think shes ever gotten anything spoiled for her.. like do you think someone sends her a bunch of top secret leaks for like, a show she was really invested in and she has to act all formal about it but as soon as she turns off the communication link she starts stomping around and swearing.. she was watching that show with shepard and now every time shepard goes ‘haha bet this is going to happen’ liaras going to have to put on her best neutral face and say ‘maybe’ in a strained voice because she knows exactly whats going to happen and shes bad at keeping things to herself

[osombu]

 large collection of idiots

[tambuli]

liara t'soni in mass effect

mass effect 1: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you

mass effect 2, lair of the shadow broker: looks like she could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

mass effect 3: looks like she could kill you and can actually kill you

[dorianpavus]

golden worlds in mass effect andromeda

[gaarrus]

amazing

[avadras]

I was able to pump this out in time for Femslash February despite my busy work schedule.  Based on this video here

Also I will forever be bitter that Tali wasn’t included as a romance option for femshep

[niuniente]

YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP, NOT MAKE ME BABYSIT YOU, YOU GROWN ASS MEN!  1) As soon as we got on to move, Thane killed himself at the sunlight 2) Mordin was hiding behind Shepard doing nothing while Thane at least tried to kill geths. 3) Mordin hanged in front of Shepard’s aim while Thane just body slammed himself in front of the gun with his ass  Bonus; They also ran back and forth to the enemy and Shepard in a fight, at least five times. Please, gentlemen, you are supposed to help your commander. 

[justshepardthings]

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JST: leaving your squadmate’s crumpled body in the corner while you and liara fight the shadow broker.

[tiafrye]

[nexya]

every bioware animation

back of the head scratch

a character shaking their head in disbelief or disgust with hand on their forehead, looking down

that kiss animation used since origins and in every mass effect game where they very slowly go in, hesitate, bop their heads around, and really go in for the kiss 

when a character, usually female, talks and puts their two hands in front of them like a robot and shakes them to illustrate their point

a character leans back on one leg with their arms loose

the exit-stage-right an NPC does after a conversation ends

angry limp wrist pointing

neck/collar bone scratch 

a slow crossing of the arms in times of suspicion

that punch animation 

drinking alcohol and violently shaking head

a character gives a half smile with an eyebrow raised

pointing behind with thumb, body turns very slightly

[nexya]

[sals-things]

I can never watch a conversation again without this post following me around

[niiix-archive]

I’ll just leave this here…

[omgsolas]

DONT FORGET THE HUNCHED OVER STOMPING WALK THAT THEY DO IN LIKE EVERY CUT SCENE WHERE THEY WALK UP TO SOMETHING

[sparatus]

yknow what’s just bullshit to the max??? having to re-capture ur space hamster in me3. why was he down in the cargo bay instead of his cage in shepard’s cabin. who’s the irresponsible baboon who not only removed all the lovingly-arranged model spaceships from their display case and scattered them around the ship, but RELEASED A LIVING ANIMAL FROM ITS HABITAT AND LET IT FEND FOR ITSELF ON A SPACESHIP FOR SIX MONTHS!!!!!!! who are they hackett!!!!! i want names!!!!!

[omegastation]

this post is even better if you picture shepard actually telling all this, with those exact words, to hackett