no i didnt babe but okay- dont get in trouble. youre too young for prison.
I won't go to prison. Please don't worry about me. I'm not that important.
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no i didnt babe but okay- dont get in trouble. youre too young for prison.
I won't go to prison. Please don't worry about me. I'm not that important.
You gave me ur tumblr booboo haha love you. Be safe. 💕 get me somethin good one day.
Tbh i haven't stolen anything since last summer when my mom found out and threatened to send me to boarding school. But i plan on doing it again. Idk when I'll start, but this isn't the end. (did you catch the Owl City reference?)
Wtf is ur blog babe. Wtf.
illegal shit no one was supposed to find out about
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST LIFTED A FUCKING KEURIG I DIDNT EVEN MOTHERFUCKING BEEP
WANNA KNOW HOW I DID IT
I GRABBED A CART AND WALKED IN
THEN I GOT SOME BAGS FROM AN EMPTY LANE AND PUT THEM IN MY PURSE
AND THEN PUT THE KEURIG IN MY CART AND SOME FOOD
AND THEN IN A BLINDSPOT I OPENED THE BAG INSIDE MY PURSE AND PUT THE FOOD INSIDE IT
AND THEN WALKED OUT AS QUICKLY AS I COULD AND I EVEN WALKED BEHIND A LADY JUST IN CASE I BEEPED AND I DIDNT FUCKING BEEP
reblogging my own post just to say this was an epic moment in my lifting career
This is awesome!
Holy shit
This was the prime time of liftblr
nah fool at office depot (the place i used to work at, i also need to add keurig to the list of things that are easy to grab from there) you can do the same thing and just walk out. they arent tagged at all, and as long as you’re careful walking out with these things are a breeze. im thinking about going back and boosting the other ones they have to fellow collegiate people bc its just too damn easy
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
I want to fuck a hot guy with a big booty. That's all. 👻
I did a good job today💆🍸 Saved well over 1000$ Not pictured; dress from aero (38) and coat from old navy (62)
HOW THE FUCK YOU JUST WALK OUTTA BBW WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING HOW FULL YOUR BAG IS FUCK. GOALS.
this girl fucking lifted my bodyweight in lotion and body sprays holy shit
Lmao, nice job buddy
You’re my queen 🙌
I’m gonna have fun sorting through all of it 😘
Picture of the inside of my purse. I got so many undies from Victoria Secret. Will post haul later.
So I told you guys that this haul got a little wild (like 30+ wallets in one day type of wild) and I’m finally posting haul pictures so y'all can see! From the following stores: Shoppers Drug Mart, American Eagle, Brooks Brothers, Fossil, Rexall, Wal Mart, Forever 21, Kate Spade, Aerie, Nike, and Michael Kors. Listing details would be way too long but if anyone has any questions feel free to message me! I gave up trying to total this but from what I counted, it hit well over $10k CAD.
What I do, I do best 👑👑👑👑
Unf. You are literally goals ✨👑✨
✨Forever reblogging this✨
This blog supports Kesha 100% #FreeKesha
Every single one lifted and it feels so good.
This is so beautiful.
LITERALLY MY FUCKIGBUUVCNJ AESTHETIC
OH GOD THIS IS ASTOUNDING TO LOOK AT
I witnessed someone getting stopped by LP earlier
Upon entering Walmart earlier, I saw a woman that was probably in her late 40s to early 50s walking out the door with a buggy of simple groceries; things like bread, cheese, milk, etc. It honestly wasn’t even a lot. As she was walking out, a man came running out as well and jumped in front of her buggy and grabbed ahold of it and asked her to come with him to the back until the police showed up. The woman began crying and pleading, saying, “Please, sir. I haven’t eaten in 2 days and don’t have but a dime and a couple of pennies. I’m starving!” A man that was also witnessing all of this stepped forward and asked the worker if he could just pay for the food and him let her go. The worker said, “I really can’t do that; it’s against policy and the police are on their way.” The man shook his head, gave her a sympathetic look, then walked away. I was literally crying a bit while putting my stuff into my car when I saw 2 police officers leading the woman out in hand cuffs.
I SERIOUSLY can’t believe that she was arrested for stealing food when she was literally starving! Like really?? And I was really thinking that the police would show up and just show her some sympathy, but I guess they didn’t.
Nobody gives a fuck if you’re dying, poor, or suffering until you do something illegal to fix it. I hope they go easy on her. God bless her soul
so horrible :(
Here is the snippet DJ White Shadow posted on Snapchat of the instrumental to ‘Red Flame.’
reblog if you’re an active lifting blog.
dash is dead as hell.
Bless you, MusicalHoe.
If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
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