[assofourlife]

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

[assofourlife]

Sketch Comedy Ideas

Hey everybody, I'm working on a sketch comedy show and I would love some comments on what you'd all find funny, just tell me on here, thanks!

[assofourlife]

When you start to notice the Minion craze is over

[assofourlife]

Who lives in a pineapple six feet under the ground?

[assofourlife]

Actual footage of me on the last night of summer

[assofourlife]

HOW TO EAT THE BOOTY 101

[lickit6965]

Lol hahaha That ain’t right tho

[assofourlife]

[assofourlife]

When you get done jerking off and you just laying in bed afterwards like

[xthatonekidx-deactivated2020061]

i fucking HATE this website lmfaoooooooooooooo whhhhy

[assofourlife]

Are you not entertained?!

[assofourlife]

When I see couples happy and in love and I'm just sitting there like

[friendlydad-deactivated20130512]

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

[assofourlife]

Yeah, and that word is “gif”

[feferimaid]

Wait how the fuck is gif pronounced?

[assofourlife]

The g is pronounced like the G in giraffe

[feferimaid]

Holy shit I’ve been pronouncing the G as if I were saying grapes my whole life. *satan laughs as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn me to death*

[assofourlife]

LOL *god laughs as the gates of heaven begin to open from above and slowly revive me to life for correct pronunciation*

[feferimaid]

||||||||||| / \ ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) “”“”“”“ WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

[assofourlife]

MY GOD LIVES IN A SWAMP NEAR LORD FARQUAAD AND HIS NAME IS SHREK

[feferimaid]

AND I WHISPER TO MYSELF “SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE”

[assofourlife]

AND I LOOK AT GAVIN AND YELL “IT’S ALL OGRE NOW”

[feferimaid]

NOOOOOOOO OH GOD *screaming*

[assofourlife]

…..it’s ogre……it’s all ogre now….

[assofourlife]

CAN THIS PLEASE BECOME A POPULAR THREAD ON HERE

[assofourlife]

When you get done jerking off and you just laying in bed afterwards like

[assofourlife]

When you start to catch feelings

[drakefam-deactivated20191130]

Another L…

[sovietcafe]

OH MY F UCKKJNG GOD

[assofourlife]

[X] Rekt [ ] Not Rekt

[assofourlife]

When you realize summer vacation is almost over

[assofourlife]

When you're at the register and the clerk tells you the total but your mom left to go get something

[assofourlife]

HOW TO EAT THE BOOTY 101

[assofourlife]

When you start seeing back to school commercials

[assofourlife]

Modern pickup lines

"Is your name Netflix? Cause I could watch you forever"