*Ugh*

Riley. Dr. Pepper forever.

[lolexpress]

When a body part falls asleep

[kushandwizdom]

[memewhore]

[goldenclitoris]

rare endangerd species

[doorknoblicking]

is everyone here on drugs

[lookingfrank]

it’s things like this that give my life meaning

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

what is the truth barbara

[bullied]

me: mom can I go out?

my mom:

[boris-pink-2006]

what fresh hell

[toastcryptid]

Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

[ange-sim]

@allthingslinguistic I thought of you when I saw this. :)

[allthingslinguistic]

This is beautiful. 

Plus if we combine the original post with the comment about y’all, we can have a quadruple contraction: y’all’dn’t’ve.

[howtopolyglot]

I can confirm that y’all’n’t’ve is a thing. (My computer actually auto-corrected to it).

Source: I live in Texas

[fuks]

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

He put a controller on a giant piece of wood and called it manly

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

i love to play mario and get hundreds of splinters in my hands

[zonecassette]

checkmate, idiot.

[assortedfruit]

can i shove my cock in your ass

;))

[sophrosynee]

[walkemdowncc]

[chessys]

chaotic evil

[grandma39]

[pollynareffs-deactivated2018071]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blanketsandanime]

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

[pastelgrenades-deactivated20170]

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER