[inlovin]

picture by davisayer

[inlovin]

picture by davisayer

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[niclasvonschedvin-blog]

[hanukkahlewinsky]

parents: “let’s talk about your future" 

[goldenpaint]

i hope you find someone that matches your capacity to love

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[donniedarkosarchive]

[wet-monsoon]

spongebob writer one: hear me out…. what if we make a special where spongebob… wears Long Pants

spongebob writer two: that sounds like its BRIMMING with comedic potential, jerry! but…. how will we span it out into a 30 minute special?

spongebob writer one: oh, oh god. i don’t know. i didn’t think i’d get this far

[moanasource]

You know who you are.

[punnybuttr]

[corvid-420]

Where

[ayungbiochemist]

Idk how much he payin for candy bars but he gettin finessed

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

I’m on mobile someone add that pic of Lucille bluth “I mean it’s one banana how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”

[truffraud-deactivated20171223]

[skellydun]

not to be gross but i want to be in love

[dailyjimpam]

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[commander-ledi]

good cat sounds: - “mrrrp?” - that when cat tries to meow but only tiny “khh” comes out

good dog sounds: - mildy alarmed boof - that when dog is on other side of closed door and sniffs the gap under the door

[acquaintedwithrask]

all cat and dog sounds are good.  you fool.  you buffoon