Professional Mess™

this blog is trash but so am i

[shutyourmoustache]

This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.

[friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain]

@endoshan holy shit you figured it out

[endoshan]

[memewhore]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i like that mando knows many languages and is respectful to other people but also he does kill people for money. he has a strong moral compass but no one really knows where its pointing

[asoniccatapult]

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[babyyodaismysaviour]

Season 1 Mando: I will bring nothing but danger to this baby. I must find a home where he can be safe from my violent lifestyle and the ghosts of my past.

Season 2 Mando:

[babyyodaismysaviour]

[incorrect-clone-wars-quotes]

there’s a new contender for my favorite tiktok...

[moghedien]

The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

[urdnot]

[mossadspydolphin]

Obi-Wan: “Padme, it’s us again, we–did I just hear Anakin?” Padme, sweating: “…No?” Anakin: “PADME I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR SHOWER.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[determinate-negation]

using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus 

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[nirruti]

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[frodo-sam]

I love you. I know.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

[brittany]

Billie Lourd and Kelly Marie Tran behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

[rafael-silva]

Oscar talking about Carrie during The Last Jedi press tour. 

[awesome-picz]

Animals Invade Cities As People Quarantine Themselves At Home