A blog for all the fantastic glutes on GW Minis

GW has a fixation with sculpting great asses

[sorormaior]

fulgrim’s new model got ass…

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Thought I should show off the cake on Asstorath, seeing as he’s in the blog’s name, but doesn’t have his own post.

Even with the wings on that thang is visible and asstronomical

Butt angel

[aethonian]

Double cheeked up on a WIP Wednesday!?

Got some painting done during an Imperium Maledictum session ✨

Other WIP updates below, including a TTRPG game summary!

TTRPG ✨

In my new Imperium Maledictum game, the team were spontaneously recruited by the inquisition when a void ship that transported pilgrims between certain shrine worlds ran into a Space Hulk. We captured a witch, commandeered a shuttle, and managed to make it out of the Warp!

I'm playing ex-Genetor techpriest Rassik Kindara, who left their forgeworld under suspicious circumstances involving the fabrication of potentially heretekal augmetics and the repeated accessing of xenobiological records without permission. Other members of the party include an ex-guardsman reminiscent of a space Landsknechte, a death cult assassin who ran away to try to be a preacher, an immensely charismatic young bureaucrat, and a sanctioned diviner and her witchhunter handler. Our patron is Grace, a blank Interrogator. We had a lot of weird ghost moments in this session; very excited to see where this goes!

Writing ✨

...not feeling it at the moment. I have a lot going on IRL, and those things plus a mild crisis of confidence have sapped my keen for writing. Hopefully this is just temporary, and I'll be back on my usual bullshit soon.

To get me back in the groove, I'm considering joining the Salamanders Discord Server's Halloween competition. It feels a bit pointless, since very few people read what I write for those, but it is a good way to stay in practice...

I'm also still not sure if I'll join Secret Sanguinala this year or not, though I have sent in nominations. Idk, I'm not feeling confident in my ability to deliver something my giftee would enjoy. But that's just the crisis of confidence talking. I probably will end up joining.

[cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond-deac]

Why does a space marine need that fat of an ass anyways

Is there a special geneseed that makes sure its fat as fuck

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

GW loves ass.

Discuss in small groups.

[tanknode]

I only just now noticed the magnus mini not only has a little tail but HIS WHOLE CHEEKS OUT???

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Welcome to the whacky world of Warhammer minis (with their cheeks out)

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Face down, ass up.

Building Sigvald the magnificent. AoS slasneshi units are a marvel. I love them so much, I'm kind of becoming a Slaaneshi stan.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Daemon prince is packing.

(ignore the shoddiest assembly imaginable, I'll fix it later)

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Asstorath the Grim

Perfectly textured and everything. Is that Fine(ass) cast?

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

damn people are already thirsting over the caked up space marine clip in the space marine 2 trailer good for them

What did they mean by this?

[primarchparty]

New angle, same great ass.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Im very happy to see how closely they are sticking to canon.

[funboxsupreme]

They made space marine 2 woke (the marines have fat asses)

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My dumb ass forgot to take a picture of the Wilderfiend’s butt before glueing on his loin cloth. So all you get is a cheeky sneeky.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Lil Horse got both bulge and pubes (bet Eternus got the same)

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

The miniature of the month has a spectacularly droopy butt. How can he be so wide on top and narrow on the bottom? He truly is a reverse pear.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Not my mini, butt I wish to all the chaos gods it was.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

I have found it, boys. Game over.

I present to you;

The most perfect butt in all of Warhammer. The roundness, the thickness, the ratio of leg to butt paired with that waist. Look at that crack. Perfection.

If you ever doubted if the new Striking Scorpions were for you, ask yourself no longer. You too could have an ass this beautiful in your collection.

Look at his greatsword too. It's great.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

You are completely right. That ass sure needs two hands to handle properly.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

I have found it, boys. Game over.

I present to you;

The most perfect butt in all of Warhammer. The roundness, the thickness, the ratio of leg to butt paired with that waist. Look at that crack. Perfection.

If you ever doubted if the new Striking Scorpions were for you, ask yourself no longer. You too could have an ass this beautiful in your collection.

Look at his greatsword too. It's great.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

Nothing could have prepared me for the glutes on the god of murder. He could crush your skull to dust between these and you would thank him for it.

[asstartes-and-assorted-other-ass]

The fucking wildest thing is that I thought he would get some kind of loincloth or something along the way, but no. They have the finished model be completely cheeks out.

No wonder this race created Slaanesh.