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♊ sun ♌ moon ♋ asc | dev | artist, astrologer, legend

[assthick]

oh you can pin posts now....hehe

[assthick]

deadass havent logged onto this account in ages lmao whats up

[weloveshortvideos]

[sunwukxng]

i’m the lady on the left

[sistermaryfake]

it’s that time of year again

[antoniporowski]

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

LMFAO I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

I reference this when i talk to ppl all the time and they never understand 😭😂😂

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[justlookatthosesausages]

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

[meanplastic]

IM HOLLERING

[whoredrigo]

This show was still the best thing to happen to TV

[versacemom]

What am I gonna do with a titty apple

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

Ain’t no tellin what type of shit is going on in the nooks and crannies of her tiddies

[gillesloves]

i hate james bond so much she might as well be called madame throatzilla 

[pisswallet]

I’m looking for Doctor. Choquesondique

[weavemama]

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

[tinyspaceel]

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

[antisisyphus]

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

like to charge, reblog to cast

[antisisyphus]

I FUCKING KNEW THIS POST WAS A GOOD IDEA

[geosynthetic]

This is terrible

Why did I make this I’m never getting my dash back.

[yassmines]

weird that this only has 40k notes when it literally shaped years of my life…

[cwpipsem]

I'm all out of my liquid meal replacement drinks, and my father is being an ass and is refusing to pay for more, because I borrowed money from him to get my meds

I'm on a doctor/surgeon mandated liquid diet, after having my jaw removed.

If anyone could float me anything, I'd be beyond grateful!!!

paypal.me/goddamnitshannon

Go to paypal.me/goddamnitshannon and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[helvahr-deactivated20211109]

banana pancakes

Soulmates were a… strange concept.

Percy Jackson, for one, had no idea how he felt about them. Somewhere out there was a person, specifically meant to be his. His mom had described his dad as someone who completed her. She’d said it felt like her life just didn’t sit right until she met Percy’s dad. And when she saw him, everything just worked. Like the brochures and pamphlets said, Sally Jackson had matched her tattoo with Percy’s dad, and there had been an explosion of color- the world was more vivid, her life was fuller. She felt whole.

Percy didn’t know how much of that he cared for. He found himself thinking about his soulmate on the morning his seventeenth birthday. He tried to imagine a girl with the same blue tattoo of a trident as him on the inside of her wrist, waiting for him. He hadn’t met her yet, but his life felt plenty perfect without her. He didn’t want to sound bitter about it- he just… had everything he needed already. He wasn’t sure how she’d slot into his life.

“Percy, I can hear you worrying from all the way over here.” Annabeth whined. She rested her palms on his chest and propped her chin up and studied him with large gray eyes. Percy tried to smooth his features. Annabeth was, above all, his best friend- she could read him easier than she could an actual book. Hiding anything from her was damn near impossible.

“What are you thinking?” She asked. Percy couldn’t help himself. He reached out and wound his fingers in her wavy blonde hair, and tugged lightly at it. She leaned into his touch.

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[best-of-inspirobot]

[Business moguls become business moguls because of hunger for blood]

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[awkward-finger-guns]

you know what really funny about this post?

in the comments I now have three different recepies, one for cookies, one for brownies, and one for cake

i have a collection of skeleton jokes

and I learned about three new mental ilnesses

there is a detailed guide about how to hide a body

rat jokes

half of the bee movie script

and comments about remy throwing up eventhough it apparently not possible for rats the puke? which doesnt sound correct

a lot of the numberjacks theme song

jojo pose

I also got called a sprog my multiple ppl

[awkward-finger-guns]

I have another cookie recepie

a beautiful poem

someone typed out the entire shrek movie script (lmao in honor of my daggers name)

more of the bee movie script

never gonna give u up lyrics

[probablybadrpgideas]

Notes remaining: 54315 Followers: 80+k Let's get this kid a damn dagger

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Gives dagger

[mermaidmalissa]

I felt like making a photoset idk I really like these

[mermaidmalissa]

✨Pretty girl with Daddy Issues✨

[funny-tik-toks]