me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
Jean ralphio is my spirit animal
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me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
Jean ralphio is my spirit animal
me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
Jean ralphio is my spirit animal
this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt
actual definition of BDE
how to track anonymous asks.
sshubashushu:
So you have your ask.
STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block”
STEP TWO: Right click the word block.
STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source”
STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up:
Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up.
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae
THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE
YOU ARE WELCOME
funny how Phil Lester’s shortened name can also be called as “Philter“…
Coincidence? i think not. @amazingphil
IMAGINE
He opened his eyes to one of the most beautiful sights ever. His mother was holding him, with tears in her eyes. That was when he became aware of this unexplainable pain inside his body, an excruciating pain, but it was relieving, almost as if the pain was leaving his body. His mother was crying now, along with his sister Clary, who wore a grim expression. He remembered and regretted all the bad things he did. He had treated his mother like garbage and he hated the way he treated his own sister, he had tried to torture and rape her. He was disgusted by his own self for doing that. He felt sorry for murdering that werewolf and hundreds of other Nephilim. He despised everything he did, and now, he was dying. He knew that he deserved it. He was a bad person, but he was glad that he was dying as a good person. Glad that he was dying among those people who would have loved him, if the evil wasn’t living and growing inside him. Glad that he was dying as the good person he would have been. Minutes later, his heart stopped and his green eyes closed forever. His mother held him and cried. Cried for the son she had wished for, the boy whose eyes were green.
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bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.
But take your time, think a lot Why, think of everything you’ve got For you will still be here tomorrow But your dreams may not
Do you ever sometimes make this really witty remark or roast in front of your friends but they don't understand you and they are like huh? what? And it reALLY PISSES ME OFF LIKE NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THAT YOU DUMBFUCKS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE PREACH OR OOOHHH BURRNNNN, OMG WHY AM I WIYH U GUYS I AM LIVING IN THE WRONG GENERATION
When someone asks me to explain a book
me : omg you HAVE to read this book
friend : oh ok what's it about
me : *sweats nervously*
me : *thinks about how the fuck am I going to explain about the book without giving out the whole plot, spoilers, fangirling about the gay couple and about how hard I ship them, talk about their epic kiss, give out my fan account username filled with gay smut and edits and roll up in ball and cry about everything*
me : uhhhmmm ... well...
Because we all want Dan’s shoes || Redbubble // Deviantart
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There should be a website/subreddit where people can post a picture of themselves and bisexuals can show them a picture of someone of the opposite sex that is about the same level of attractiveness as them. That way we get a more unbiased idea of how attractive/unattractive we are