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Imagine shucking corn with Ryan Ross

#ryan ross #imagine #imagines #band imagines #panic! at the disco #panic at the disco #ryan patd

Imagine having a photo shoot for Thomas Sanders' butt.

#thomas sanders #tsanders #vine #butt #tsart #imagine #imagines

Imagine running into Pete Wentz for the first time in years. It's been forever since you last hit him with your fucking truck.

#pete wentz #fall out boy #fob #fall out boy imagines #band imagines #truck #imagine #imagines

Imagine: Brendon had been on tour for a year, and today he was coming home. You paced around, nervous when the door opened and Brendon came in. "BABE I'M HO- WTF U AREN'T RYAN!1!1! gET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" He screams before tossing You into the sun and then you die. The end. (Oh and he never saw Ryan again because Ryan was actually a donkey and married the dragon and Brendon spent his days alone in his swamp.)

Take over this blog

#asks #anon #Brendon urie #brendon urie imagine #brendon patd #patd #p!atd #panic! at the disco #panic at the disco #band imagines #ryden #ryan ross #ryan ross imagine #shrek #imagine #imagines

Imagine David Escamilla slapping your titties.

#I'm 40% sure this might be a real thing that people do #I hope people don't slap titties?#but it's possible?#david escamilla #crown the empire #band imagines #kink #imagine #imagines

You should make some more palaye royale and crown the empire related ones those are literally the best

Hahaha! Noted! Thanks for the input😁

#asks #hesatentalien

Imagine Dan Howell throwing you into a volcano and jerking off over the lava.

#Dan Howell #dan howell imagine #danisnotonfire #danisnotonfire imagine #YouTube #YouTube imagines #phan #mastubate #lava #volcano #imagine #imagines

Imagine Andy Leo eating peanut butter out of your vagina.

#andy leo #crown the empire #band imagines #peanut butter #nsfw #imagine #imagines

Imagine having lunch with Alex Turner but he chews like an actual arctic monkey and it's so disgustingly loud and obnoxious you just fuckign leave.

#I'm listening to everyone chew rn and I want jump off a building #alex turner #arctic monkeys #band imagines #chewing #misophonia

Imagine going to a karaoke bar with Stephen Gomez but the only song available is Walking on the Sun by Smash Mouth.

#shit pals it's been a while #I'm not making any promises that I'll be more active #but #stephen Gomez #summer set #band imagine #karaoke #smash mouth #imagines #imagine

Imagine fucking your date mate when the door gets broken down. You look behind you at the fallen door and standing in your doorframe is David S. Pumpkins asking, "Any questions?"