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images that mean so much to me

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

princerevenant

I am both wound and blade, the torturer and the flayed

lurelimeart

one foot two foot red foot blue foot

dazzlerazz

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

henstomper

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

uhtreds

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

important-animal-images

taragrimface

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

taragrimface

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

taragrimface

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

taragrimface

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

serenity-bitty

ouch

misogynistcatgirl

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.