Q: Happy? A: Probably

hello

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[cockyhorror]

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

[electronichearth]

[ghuol-deactivated20130926]

[skajador]

[suspend]

i dont need a date i need cash

[copperbadge]

I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem:

Millennihilism

[pidgeling]

It appeals to a nietzche audience.

[gifak-net]

[phasered]

i’ve been laughing at this for literally like 20 minutes

[corey-was-killed-by-staff]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

the umm summer

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[kaitlinmcb]

This is my biggest reason for turning down anything social, even with one person, nobody gives me enough time, I need some warning guys.

[s3xnoise]

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

[trustissued]

i just wanna move out n live w the love of my life and make them breakfast every morning and we can dance around in our shitty little apartment to our favourite songs and kiss and fall more and more in love every day

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[babyanimalgifs]

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why are you all dressed up just for going to the grocery store?

Me: 

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]