Not killing kili

let's face it... I'M C R ▲ Z Y

[shrlckholmes]

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

my friends introducing me to ppl

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[suntbone]

These kids are savage

[kevinkeller]

So, you feel qualified to write songs for the Pussycats? Yeah. For Divas of color? No. Maybe, maybe.

[brolinjosh]

motto

[asta-malmgren]

Student life 

[homophobic-slur]

[buttpoems]

a drawing about optimism

[lbm11-archive]

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

[shesaysisweartoomuch]

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE OPTIMISM SKULL WANTS U TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

[samdirector24]

Optimism skull is there to remind you to Have a Good Day

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They care about you a lot!

[evilrashida]

THE SUN AND THE MOON

[nebula-girl]

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS????

[goldilion-blog]

[saidididntwantone-blog]

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

[slimeh0ney]

[technoskittles]

[lylahammar]

[tachibananabread]

[surprisebitch]

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl

[cesaray]

[shysmitchell]

[princesconsuela]

[6nose6bleed6]

[funkybug]

[cassogonecrazy]

Literally my favorite vine

[argumate]

I’ve passed over the chance to reblog this Vine enough times that I finally have to bite the bullet.

Six shots in six seconds. WEED CARD. Cop with beard and “COP” on shirt giving flute solo. Camera twisting left/right.

Did anyone anticipate this, back when moving pictures were invented?

[afloweroutofstone]

The only thing funnier than this Vine is trying to think about how hard it would be to explain this six seconds of footage to someone from 1895