Hey uhhhhhh

uhhhhhh hey

[asteadydownhillroll]

*Me, middle of world war 3* Oof shots fired

[asteadydownhillroll]

this just got a little realy my bad yall

[asteadydownhillroll]

[asteadydownhillroll]

If you ever hear me say "life is good" im probably just talking about the cereal dont get your hopes up

[asteadydownhillroll]

STOP IT

If YOU USE YOUR TEETH TO GET YOUR FOOD OFF OF YOUR FORK!!!! HSSSSTTTOOPPP IT! YA GOT LIPS!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Not hearing crunch in a crunchy food is mostly okay, but hearing a crunch in a non-crunchy food is terrifying.

[asteadydownhillroll]

What is it? A tooth? What could it be???? WHY IT CRONCH???

[asteadydownhillroll]

Oh man this whole life thing sure does take a while huh..

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[soft-symbiote]

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

[lovelytonys]

I think about this video a lot

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[asteadydownhillroll]

*sing-song* suiciiiiiiddeee paaaccctttttt *whispers* yeah *jazz hands*

[asteadydownhillroll]

Okay but who ACTUALLY wears sunglasses to deflect the sun? I mean we all know if i see you putting a pair of ray bans over them eyes between every class at school you are just putting effort into being cool...im on to you -.-

[asteadydownhillroll]

If you have EVER put ICE in MILK i do not trust you at all and i don't believe you deserve to exist on this earth. DISGUSTING.

[asteadydownhillroll]

Asiago is a spicy word

[asteadydownhillroll]

Overheard two friends talking and one just goes "im so ready to drop out" and the other ones like "me too" and i go "honestly same" and we all talked about how shit school is and long story short i made a new friend over mutual doneness

[asteadydownhillroll]

So my eyes water a lot especially when i laugh and i finally figured it out:

I think i'm so internally sad that ny body makes me cry even when im happy so i dont forget

[asteadydownhillroll]

I could not find an earthly body fit for my soul

But i suppose this one will do

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Bisexual people are ambisextrous

[asteadydownhillroll]

You can set ANYTHING on fire with enough determination☺😉👍