[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[semitaconcafe]

[gandalf1the1pink]

mAnflesh.

[funnytwittertweets]

[violettdancing]

Guys...I FOUND IT HERE

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[patrickbatetheythem]

[jordanbolton]

“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue #1, available on Etsy

[lesbianrey]

idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment

[bananonbinary]

Holy Shit

[bananonbinary]

there’s a cat in my house!!

[bananonbinary]

this isn’t news he’s lived here for like 4 years now i just love him so much

[glowcowboy]

also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

[glowcowboy]

yes i’m on the kitchen floor bawling to landslide don’t text

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Love these notes

[piedude]

[gibberishquestion]

[lokh1]

'how would other people describe you' why would i know this

[tariqah]

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

[exitmybody]

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

[grimeclown]

FAT TITTY TUESDAY HAS BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[grimeclown]

Survive

[thebibliosphere]

I always know when my stress levels are too high because my tolerance for clutter and visual exhaustion is always the first thing to go.

Things on my desk? Absolutely not. Burn the house down. Start over. It's the only way.