Astontheowl

23 year old artist in the Bay Area, wasting my time pooping a lot.

[samcahntent]

[toastbutteregg]

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[astromechs]

for context, bella is about to pour cheerios

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kvnai]

[doomy]

why she takin off her shoe?

[xanduh]

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

[toastbutteregg]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[angelstills]

The Simple Life (2003-2007)

[aeonlamb]

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

[aeonlamb]

i may be stupid

[theocseason4]

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

[iseeme]

[spottedspeck]

What I mean when I use a self-anecdote to comfort someone: You're not alone in your experiences and your feelings are real and valid.

What it sounds like:

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[kaijuno]