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thats it guys

i like to think edgar is constantly stressed because he kind of deserves it

apology video where I, while crying the whole time and occasionally taking breaks to do something to my eyes, apologize very deeply for writing the hero of light out of reality with my doomsday device metaweapon. but almost the full runtime of the video is literally incomprehensible as I keep referencing information that's been removed from history and is thus impossible to directly recall for anyone else. they have to make a censored edit of it because it's really hard to follow sentences when you keep getting forcibly tuned out and losing track of what's being said. they end up censoring my eyes too for unrelated reasons (being mean to me). and in the censored edit they end to realizing that the me in the video is actually the former hero of light turned into me. there ends up being several reddit threads discussing the morality of it but they all conclude I'm in the wrong mostly because I'm a trans woman and this counts as violating the egg prime directive.

goth-queen

postcum

Thank fuck you censored the word stole. That could have been bad

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

gaytanic-panic

leachnoodles

Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.

I also like Gangle, she's cute.

#the amazing digital circus

thunderglade

laughing

#project hail mary

pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

wdapteo

this post is officially a decade old now

mutantrenegade

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

More Information: Tumblr’s favorite grave-robbing witch was busted with a bowl full of bones (The Daily Dot - March 31, 2016)

eedweiz

I read in Finland they give you a doctoral sword for your PHD.

Dr. Lokken is Norwegian but I headcanon she got her phd in Finland with a badass sword.

Grace would definitively want one! ✨

#project hail mary

psykocharm

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

zordonmlw7

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

stellanix

my mushoomb,, :D

chemkitt

one musruum..

zmpl

"the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health" this is so true bc my mom is evil + she was a child psychologist

many such cases!

sceptixfakemon

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

sceptixfakemon

no no it's fine

sceptixfakemon

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

sceptixfakemon

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

flunkett

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

fiore-firelily

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

savee-baby

OH MY GOD… TONIGHT BLOOD SUDDENLY CAME OUT OF BABY QAIS'S NOSE.

I’m saying this with a heart that can’t take more pain. If you read this and scroll away, I won’t forgive you. My baby is slipping away.

savee-baby

We rushed him to the hospital, where doctors told me the remaining shrapnel had moved deeper into his body, causing dangerous complications. I left knowing his treatment cannot continue without help I simply cannot afford.

savee-baby

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

savee-baby

Sadly, doctors told me they could do no more for baby Qais because the treatment he desperately needs is unavailable at the hospital, and I cannot afford to buy it elsewhere. Please donate today and help me bring him the medicine that may ease his suffering.

savee-baby

Every day without treatment makes his condition worse, and I am terrified that I am slowly watching him slip away from me. Please donate now—your kindness could help Qais receive the treatment he desperately needs.

status-quo-hater

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]