[astra-v4lontine]

Woof woof :3

Hellooooooo, I'm Astra Valontine!!! I'm a 16 y/o drag king, artist, poet, musician, and silly lil guy! If you wanna be my friend/mootie, just ask!!

Here's more abt me

I'm working on a magical girl comic series called Lavender Menace ☆ Flower Power, and my sideblog for art centered around LM☆FP and other projects is @v4lonverse

Sillyposts are tagged with #val barkz, srs posts are tagged with #val speakz (but in a dog way cuz I'm a dog), and irl pics are tagged with #val irl

I mostly post about anime and other nerdy stuff #nerdgrrrl

[akiseochi]

I'm so Franz Kafka's the Metamorphosis rn

[astra-v4lontine]

hiiiii

meow

[doctor-worm-is-dead]

new tag for me? :3

[astra-v4lontine]

ofc pookums

[astra-v4lontine]

hiiiii

meow

[astra-v4lontine]

Guess what

cicken butt

[liliththeanarchist]

This is true btw

[astra-v4lontine]

Vallll!!!!

Sim!!!!!!!!

[gingercorns]

Lol haii!! <3

[astra-v4lontine]

hruuuu?

[gingercorns]

Im good! How are you's?

[astra-v4lontine]

feeling rather mischievous. rubbing my paws together. also check your discord twin

[gingercorns]

Okay bet, also mischievous is wild 😭🥀

[astra-v4lontine]

oh!

[astra-v4lontine]

Vallll!!!!

Sim!!!!!!!!

[gingercorns]

Lol haii!! <3

[astra-v4lontine]

hruuuu?

[gingercorns]

Im good! How are you's?

[astra-v4lontine]

feeling rather mischievous. rubbing my paws together. also check your discord twin

[astra-v4lontine]

Vallll!!!!

Sim!!!!!!!!

[gingercorns]

Lol haii!! <3

[astra-v4lontine]

hruuuu?

[astra-v4lontine]

Vallll!!!!

Sim!!!!!!!!

[astra-v4lontine]

Who up theying they them

[kingofdorkville-deactivated2026]

I'm officially homeless so if you have any money to spare, I really need it

pp

[kingofdorkville-deactivated2026]

the school can't get me housing until classes start and the shelters have a waitlist. no job offers yet.

[kingofdorkville-deactivated2026]

i genuinely have $14.43

[starsxpphire]

hi guys if u show me your donation (over $10) to mike over ill draw you a pwyw chibi !

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[that-daughter-of-nyx]

DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH

[top-secret-replier]

REBLOGGING OF SHAME THIS SO EVERYONE SEES THIS

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[xansaysthing]

as someone who nearly died from an od this is super important do NOT purposely induce vomiting and get help ASAP

I didn’t receive any medical help because I didn’t tell anyone and I suffered from minor seizures, fainting, dissociation, etc. if your friend is brave enough to tell you they OD’d GET THEM HELP!

[ravioli-approving]

this post has been ravioli approved.

[squiffil]

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ PLEASE DO NOT SKIP THIS POST ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

i desperately need money to escape my extremely abusive father.

‼️‼️‼️COMMISSION INFORMATION BELOW ‼️‼️‼️

I TAKE PAYMENT VIA CASHAPP ONLY

— i take 50% up front, and 50% when its finished. commissions should be finished within 2 weeks, but if it is not, i will be sure to communicate why.

dm me for further information.

[im-jesus]

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[astra-v4lontine]

WIFEY RESPONDED I WONT COMMIT ARSON