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[thejabberwocki]

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

[thejabberwocki]

aaaaand this is why i didn't try to transcribe it

[cowls-moving-hassle]

can't be transcribed with mere letters

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[teaboot]

Im not traditionally a conspiracy theorist but there is no way in hell’s black earth that Dubai chocolate bullshit was not some kind of psyop

That crap was goddamn everywhere, viral shill influencer equivalent of herpes simplex virus 1, and now there’s $20 bars at my grocery store???

My child it is Pistachios in Chocolate

[andonlyafoolwouldsaythat]

ETA: @executeness in the notes provided this link, which pretty much confirms it:

“Dubai Chocolate” is Regime Propaganda

The viral pistachio-filled candy bar is everywhere—but there’s nothing sweet about the United Arab Emirates and its human rights record.

[teaboot]

I don’t like being correct

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

[bildswoman]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm sorry I just burst out laughing because WHAT????????

[awihog]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ (via @nebula---dreams)

[dear-child-of-skylights]

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"Are you respecting boundaries out of love or punishment?" This is a video about respecting boundaries of estranged children without framing it as the pain of your abscence being the punishment for walking away from you and towards somewhere that feels safe.

[andielion]

People on tumblr loooove to talk about restorative justice and abolition when it’s a nebulous concept. It’s lovely to think about someone growing and changing and trying to reckon with the harm they caused but when some people actually see that person, they can’t handle it. God forbid someone says “I did something awful and I don’t want people to hurt others the way I did.” Do you just expect every shitty person to magically disappear from the earth? Do you want them to pretend it never happened?

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[grimoiremanifest]

[ovur]

You don't care about me. You never did

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

[ozempicofficial]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

[iapislazuli]

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

[teaboot]

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

[teaboot]

One time a guy tried to sell me some “hand-made opal jewelry made local” and was trying to charge like triple reasonable prices and I was like “oh that’s really pretty is it mined locally too or what” and he was like “yes my cousin works in an opal mine eight miles from here it’s how I can get you such a great deal, family discount right?” and I was like oh okay cool so you’re full of shit then. Because it was very clearly opalite, not opal, which is a synthetic man-made gemstone mostly made of glass and does not come out of the ground

[xekstrin]

[stjohnstarling]

(x)

[hotvampireadjacent]

People are having a normal one at Uchikoshi wrecking a transphobe on Twitter

[st5lker]

[moonshine-dan]

He's also the mod of /r/visualnovels & is a big reason why no one uses that subreddit. Truly a brain genius

[vilethot]

It really is one after another huh…..

[duncebento]

some of the offending tweets if u hadnt seen

[lemmaeof]

you can't include that second exchange without showing how completely and utterly he obliterated that transphobe

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

game reviewers are weird

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

[cognitohazardous]

[the-cassie-stash]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

the tormented spectre’s Polygon article was really informative

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election