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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

ashpkat

“jaspers anime hair isn’t real it can’t hurt you”

jaspers anime hair:

#I LOVED that as a kid though #I thought that goes so hard #magisterium #jasper dewinter

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Best Character Named Drew

Drew Tanaka (Heroes of Olympus)

Drew Misham (Apollo Justice)

Drew Pickkes (Rugrats)

Drew Baird (30 Rock)

Drew Wallace (Magisterium)

Drew (Pokémon)

Voting ended onFeb 16

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#I don't know how Drew Wallace beat Drew Misham #But hell yeah #Rock on bro #Magisterium #Ace attorney

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hot take

You don't have to be a girl to be a feminist

partoftheinternet

hear me out:

that should be a cold take at least, frozen water level take if we will

Říká se tomu "zkroucený jak paragraf" protože tak sedí student práv nad svým učením během zkouškového

#zdroj: já (věř mi brácho)#já tak sedím nad svým právním učením během zkouškového #česky #čumblr #obrození

velvetterabby

TOMORROW IS PRIDE MONTHHHH!!! these are my pridekus from 2025!

#Pride Mikus! <3 #pride #Pride month #Hatsune Miku #Vocaloid

chanchofi

3 minutes until June starts so I did this so this kiss doesn't count. #kissing your homies on the mouth doesn't appear in colors, so Larry won

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #Larry butz #Larrynix

kazimir-brekker

Pražáky žere

#tu studuju už dva roky a ještě jsem se nebyla podívat do ZOO #a to je tam Jožin #to musím napravit #čumblr

quasi-normalcy

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

quasi-normalcy

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

quasi-normalcy

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

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I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

Loved my Witcher 3 gaming session yesterday.

I played a micro-quest with some men harrassing a woman, and when I interruped them, they insulted Geralt, asking whether they should fuck him instead, that with a bag over his head, it might be viable, to which he calmly responded that they can flirt after they let the woman go.

Later on, during a main quest, a ghost called Geralt gay.