Written in the stars

Independent RP blog for Craig Tucker from South Park Given the crude content of South Park in general, mun would NOT recommend following this blog Mun is 28+ Written by Celes Header commissioned by me and drawn by wildart @ bluesky

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Previously supercreig

As South Park is known to make fun of what goes on in the world and also make jokes that may make people feel uncomfortable (racist jokes, gay jokes, literal poop and fart jokes, even using slurs, etc.), please DO NOT follow this blog if these are a trigger/squick for you/make you feel uncomfortable.

Depending on verses, Craig is 18+ years old here by default

If it ever comes to romantic shipping, Craig will only be romantically shipped with Tweek. Also note that Creek is NOT the main focus of this blog as much as it is the mun's South Park OTP.

Blog is strictly mutuals only, and mostly for close friends, though I am not entirely against interacting with newcomers. However I will be highly selective with new interactions due to the nature of South Park, knowing it's not everyone's cup of tea.

I will NOT tone down Craig's character (aside from maybe him using slurs). Aside from him being known to get into trouble a lot from flipping people off, Craig is bluntly honest and does not hold back on that. He, as a literally gay man, also makes gay jokes and insults. If somebody calls him gay, he will call them gay back whether they are gay or not and no matter who they are (he will also call a woman gay). I can't say how often this may possibly happen on this blog, but as stated in bullet #1, if this makes you uncomfortable, please for the love of god DO NOT follow this blog.

All art on this blog used or reblogged are not mine but their rightful and wonderful owners.

I have read a bit of Hellpark, and tbh I do not care for it. I read it because I was curious and felt like I should try to give it a chance (as cringy as it looked to me). I don't hate/dislike or love/like it. I just really don't care for it and I will not write Hellpark-related content here. Hellpark is not canon on this blog (and neither is Hellpark canon in general). I won't bash anybody that enjoys Hellpark however because that's just not cool. Hellpark is just not my cup of tea.

I'm a very busy person irl. There are also a lot of other things I deal with IRL. Writing is just a hobby for me and I do not get paid for this. Writing is the least of my priorities. Therefore often times I will be very slow in responses. That being said, please do not expect a lot of activity on here (or on all my other blogs in general). If that is an issue for you, I rather you not follow me or any of my blogs.

Sideblogs:

kingofwaywardsouls - Multimuse (ft. Tweek from South Park as the default muse)

hoshiszora - Hyousuke Saito (Genshin Impact; Inactive)

nobaraoji - Silver (Twisted Wonderland; Inactive)

phoenixd0wner - Joshua Rosfield (Final Fantasy XVI; Upon request)

vanishingnightstar - Stella Nox Fleuret (Final Fantasy Versus XIII XV; Inactive)

throughtheglasswalls - Karen McCormick (South Park)

wineandsay - Christophe (South Park)

danceofblades - Masaki Hanazawa (Final Fantasy XIV oc)

[astralfist]

"They pissed me off, so I beat the ever loving fuck out of them."

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"Move it cum bags. Your local gay guy is on the case."

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"Who loves orange soda? Kel Tolkien loves orange soda! And is it true?"

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"Technically, I'm calling you an ass, not Silco."

"Excuse me? Technically I did not call you a gorilla. I had only thought there was a giant monkey in your husband's closet, lab, or whatever the hell he calls it. Unless..."

"Are you the gorilla that's been living in Silco's closet? Are you?"

[astralfist]

I clock out from work, check my notifs on here, and it's Vander calling Craig an ass because Craig called him a gorilla.

Also Silco called Craig a monkey from the zoo, and Silco snitched on Craig for calling Vander a gorilla.

[lizzyisameme]

send ⚠ to pick up/carry my muse

If a multimuse, specify which muse

[astralfist]

Technically he did not outright call somebody a gorilla. He had only described somebody that had kept a big monkey in a cage.

Never did he mention it could be Vander. Nope.

It's likely Vander. Who else would Silco keep in a cage and let it live and what other kind of beast does Silco keep?

[forgedofoaths]

"You aren't worth anything better than a terrible your mother joke, boy." Silco wonders the same thing. Daily. It might be time for their next divorce.

"...Thanks for the information??"

[astralfist]

And just how many times are those two going to get a divorce and then get married again only to file for a divorce again?

"...At least I have someone that loves me and would love me even if I was a little maggot crawling up your--"

And then his own hamster quickly crawled onto his arm only to bite his finger before he could say anything else.

"Ow! Fuck!"

[forgedofoaths]

"Hmm...No, you must have mistaken me for your mother. She does keep your father in a cage, no?" And Vander thought Silco was a headache.

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"Really? Your mother jokes? I thought you could do better than that." Just what does Vander see in this guy? Well at least it's good to know he has some sort of sense of humor. "My mother and father's business is none of my business, and if they're into that kind of thing.... I'm very grateful that they leave me the fuck out of it."

[forgedofoaths]

@astralfist

Craig just... yelling 6 7 somewhere in the distance for no reason.

"Someone's monkey has escaped the zoo."

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"Are you talking about your monkey? Because I could have sworn you were the one who kept a giant monkey in a cage." By monkey did he mean Vander? Hmmmmmm.......

[astralfist]

I have not lost my muse for Craig. I just totally have not fallen back into Final Fantasy hell.

That and being old and tired from work these days and other things in life.

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[faeberrywine]

ID credit: yp471997 on 小红书

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[astralfist]

🧪 Would you put your brain in a robot body?

Send 🧪 for my muse to take a truth serum and have to answer any question honestly from your muse.

"Over my dead body hell to the fuck no!"

Was yelling so loud really necessary? Not to mention, he's already seen a mad scientist that experimented on people he knew, starting with... buttoxes. Why? He stopped questioning it. But later it got out of hand and it was not just those buttoxes the mad scientist was using.