“Yeah, sure go ahead. You have the magic touch or something.”
Clark trusted 683′s luck because they seemed to have a way with all those mobile game rollers. That totally transferred to desktop game rollers, right? At least it did to Clark’s sleep-addled brain, overwhelmed by losses he couldn’t possibly hope to recount because of his day job’s demands.
“Oh GODDAMNIT!” swore Clark, looking at the subpar results. But instead of getting any angrier at the game, he just proceeded to fish for his wallet all too forgivingly. “Okay. Don’t panic: We can just INCREASE our mathematical odds by purchasing more. And I’ll get you some more for your games so you feel better.”
Clark also proceeded to put on a tophat and tailed dinner jacket. He even went as far as to replace his glasses with double monocles, as he retrieved an ivory cane that also held his phone (for quick access, to purchase himself and 683 some more goodies).
“Let’s hit the town. Maybe some fresh air and sunshine will help… our rolls that is.”
❝ RIGHT -- YES. That’s very logical, ❞ 683 commends. 683 sympathizes with his quest: they, too, dream of owning every Candy Crush unlockable, and they, too, know the true meaning of hard work and dedication. Especially when Clark does the hard work so 683 can concentrate on the dedication.
CLARK’S GOT an awfully deep wallet, because when 683 opens theirs, only spiders come out ( they leave them cute little cobwebs ). Once the wardrobe change is out of the way and 683 finds an endangered-animal-fur-coat just lying around, as usual, they sniffle to themselves miserably, plodding along after their ritzy better half. The sun shines on their dour little face. They hate wanting things they can’t have.
❝ MAYBE WE’RE going about this all wrong. Like, we’re pressing the button just fine, because that’s all you do -- you press the button, y’know -- but maybe it’s when we press the button that’s wrong. You know what ? I read on the gaming board on four-and-a-half chan that you have to roll at double digit times: 1:22, 4:33, 5:77 -- nevermind, 5:77 isn’t a real time -- to get the good stuff. The computer rewards punctuality, ❞ 683 informs him, smacking their hands together loudly, ❝ and all those snotty players with all their fancy items are lying when they say it’s really all just ar-en-gee randomness. Total drags ! Can you believe that ? ❞ 683 scoffs with disgust, ❝ that someone would just write a lie on the internet ? Where we can all read it and know they lied !! ❞
vaporwave
ellievsbear
jbbartram-illu
