USS Fuckterprise

26. Trans, bisexual, white. he/him. Sideblog for fandom bullshit and vids. Since I had to download Sony Vegas for university I haven't known peace and neither shall you. Currently obsessed with Star Trek and Succession. (like and follows from cottagecorefugitive)

[dykemuth]

my favorite characters

gay

in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree

on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro 

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[ghvstheart]

“pick up the spatula spongebob” is SENDING me 😭

[druddigoon]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Who fell in love first? 👁️👁️

Kirk fell for Spock first

Spock fell for Kirk first

They fell together

Voting ended onOct 24, 2023

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Y’all’s responses have me like this:

All of them are correct. I love every response on this poll.

[omniscientoranges]

deanna and data criminally underrated dynamic. woman who feels everyone else's emotions acutely and man who doesn't even think he feels his own. sometimes they meet for 9pm milkshakes and have a conversation so effortlessly profound it makes the ensigns at the next table over rethink their whole lives. then 5 minutes later deanna's teaching data the finer points of how to giggle

[escuerzoresucitado]

[firstofficerkittycat]

the way i always thought of tos spirk was like all they do is flirt over chess and during inappropriate life threatening events for a full year and then one day some mildly too close to home traumatic thing happens and then they've been married for 30 years. and that's only sudden to everyone else cus they were already mindmelding For Fun like a week into meeting and just quietly acknowledged oh ok so it's Like That but we're also Busy Doing Science so let's just Do Nothing About Our Feelings For No Valid Reason. and then their first kiss is like in the rec room or smth generic and its just because one of them is tired or stressed and it's not even registered as new it's like yeah this is normal and correct and has probably happened before who's counting lol and bones is like what the FUCK was that

[raine-hearts-art]

@trektober-challenge Day 11: Animals— Unicorn Space Dog, my beloved.

[spocketboots-deactivated2024030]

Really not a fan of characterisations of Jim Kirk as a happy-go-lucky himbo.....he is a deeply weird and neurotic guy. i say that with love but Jim has never been chill about anything in his life. i mean he's a guy from the 23rd century with a fanboy crush on Abraham Lincoln! he chose a career path that's deeply isolating and constantly puts his life in danger. he quotes Shakespeare on the fly. he has like two real friends. if he's not on a starship for more than two months he WILL go insane.

like his defining characteristic (to me...) is how passionate and intense he is..................he just seems well adjusted and normal next to spock because well. spock is spock!

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

[forehead-alien]

That ball rolls over and falls on Jim's head to wake him up every morning.

[sidetrek]

my fav scene in amok time

[onwhatcaptain]

To Star Trek TOS fans that say "TOS was so bad, but I love it."

One thing I noticed is that Star Trek TOS fans really will throw their own show under the bus out of pure self-consciousness. Star Trek TOS fans hate themselves a bit and will immediately make it known so others won't attack them for liking it, as if pre-emptively admitting TOS was bad will protect them from any criticism of it. They'll be like "yeah I know it's garbage YEAH everything sucks the plots the costumes the effects the acting blah blah BUT I LOVE IT!"

I mean, not really. Actually, I don't think it's bad. I think plenty of it is fantastic and has some misses and moments that warrant criticism... like everything does.

But frankly, it's no worse than shows they make today. I mean, Riverdale exists. Even Star Trek today can be garbage, like the SNW episode where they said Spock's bowl cut and every single Vulcan behavior is genetic.

You're allowed to like TOS, people. It's really not that bad and tbh the insistence that it was just awful totally contributes to the popular culture image of the whole womanizing rash captain in space concept. Star Trek TOS was great. The costumes and the effects and yes, the acting. Star Trek would not have survived without every single aspect you insist is really bad. I have no idea why we insist on being embarrassed. The effects and costumes were actually fantastic given what they were working with. Let's not be so quick to admit that TOS was shit but we love it. We love the fun, the characters like our lovely and amazing Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, the plots, we love the intense chemistry between the leads and if you're in the same circles as me then, especially K/S, and there's a lot to love—and plenty that was good.

It was good and we love it.

[doctor-octiddius]

guys, i can't do this. i am not god's strongest soldier.

[myheartmichael]

[saintsideways]

Watching Star Trek as an adult shines new light on why my dad used to look really uncomfortable sometimes during our late-night marathons.

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (August 6th, 2013)

[reffitt-blog1]

There’s a couple of them. Just uh, mind the tags please

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[spocksocksrock]

what

[klarmis]

I love drawing memes🤓

just imagine that these two idiots are hiding from their pursuers like this on some regular mission

[old-type-40]

I just finished watching the Star Trek documentary series The Center Seat last night. It came out in 2021 but it was on The History Channel which I don't have on my TV service and so I never saw it. But it's now on Freevee and Pluto TV.

There was one interesting bit of info about the set design for the Enterprise refit. You see the figure in the radiation protection suit in the background? That's actually a child in the suit as they were using forced perspective to give the illusion of greater depth than was actually there.

There was all sorts of great info. I think the vast majority of the fandom knows that Lucille Ball was very important in getting Star Trek on the air. But I had no idea she had to put up a portion of her own money to get the 2 pilots made. Also, I figured TOS was a fairly expensive series despite the incorrect belief of those under a certain age that it was low budget. And the Center Seat gave details on how TOS was the 2nd most expensive series on TV at its time which was a significant part of the reason why NBC wanted to get rid of it.

The cast of Enterprise talked about how much they despised the series finale and how it was a really bad idea cooked up by Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. (You could say that the series finale was Enterprise's equivalent of TNG's Sub Rosa and Voyager's Threshold thanks to Braga.)

And there was a segment in the last episode about all the different actors who appeared on Trek and the challenges of dealing with the makeup and learning lines especially if you had to deliver them in Klingon. But one of the actors who played a Klingon in the DS9 episode Soldiers of the Empire was still able to sing the Klingon victory song from the episode in his interview!