external screaming

hey this is rai and you're watching my existential crisis

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

[seashellronan]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

Btw wanted to reblog this to say that she's now in remission. ✨️

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

I was in a class in undergrad, fellow classmate walks in 20, maybe 30 minutes after class started and slightly out of breath. Professor gives a vague look of curiosity and the kid says “my bad. They set up a bouncy castle outside.” The Professor perks up “there’s a bouncy castle?! Class dismissed!” and straight up ran out of the room. It was a 10am class.

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[princessesfanarts]

Different Love Stories by Yingzong X

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[yeah-asbestos]

I love that man with all of my heart

[that-house]

i hope this guy got that kiss

[lord-king-saint]

[lord-king-saint]

[lord-king-saint]

seinfield but its set in brooklyn 2022

[chicks2010]

[pickapea]

home depot in night vale

[angels-of-neon-and-garbage]

"behind you" (urgent warning) is sending me

[ampervadasz]

[macleod]

I would love to see how many prototypes they attempted before finally getting to this version, they make it seem so easy, and yet I know that this was attempt #47+. Love it.

[amygdalae]

other peoples laughter is sweet as nectar and ambrosia... call that acceptance sensitive euphoria

[amygdalae]

wait a minute.

Cant invent shit w ADHD 😔

[zlink]

[headspace-hotel]

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

Pollution Queen~

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[espersrouge]

An intoxicated society isn’t a positive. It lowers the IQ of the individual, it’s renders you easier to think critically, you are letting them control you and in return they have you destroy yourself as you live a life that’s a lie.

[marisatomay]

imagine railing on drugs at work while having a leo dicaprio in the wolf of wall street icon

[magellan-88]

Let customer service workers smoke weed, we fucking deserve it.

[clararockmoreeyes-deactivated20]