The Most Cosmic Of Gourds

I’m learning to love one failure at a time, but I think I’ll make it there someday, no matter how hard it seems right now

[markadoo]

My doctor writes me a prescription for “whatever”. When I show it to the pharmacist, she leads me to a concrete room full of vending machines. It's my lucky day.

[exitwound]

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[cerastes]

Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.

Girls inbound. Get ready!

Wave 1/10

[cerastes]

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

[wei--wuxian]

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

[aidashakur]

I really be wanting to erase myself from people’s memories

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Do you have any strong opinions on fish?

honestly yes!!! and im tired!!! of pretending i don't!!! here's the fucking thing about fish- they're

[flagellant]

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

[marinebiologyshitposts]

stop telling people im dead

[flagellant]

sometimes I can still read their posts

[cipheramnesia]

I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]

[muscle-sorcerer]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

[isuggestarson]

Ive got an idea

[muscle-sorcerer]

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

[facelessoldgargoyle]

incredibly based

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Get your own at Chuck’s official store here

[kendallroynsfw]

i need him so bad ep.10000

+ bonus content “i want to be their third”:

[crunchlax]

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

[charlesoberonn]

Just drawing the blowjob would’ve been less dirty than this abomination

[wiremxther-deactivated20230819]

radfems are consistently so fucking funny but completely unintentionally just accidental clowns

[good-morning-czernobog]

Losing my shit do they think dudes are just never not horny? Newsflash bad people exist but it ain't that deep.

[vagrantclown]

These tags in particular are sending me into orbit HELP

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[luxlightly]

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

[neonprotagonist]

found family: awesome

found family but they fight crime: AWESOME

found family but they commit crimes: A W E S O M E

[prince-toffee]

That’s called the mafia

[neonprotagonist]

genuinely the only good edition to this post so far. i’m blown away. you’re technically...not wrong. but i hate it. thank you.

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[cruentumrosas]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Me going through with an impulsive thought

[inthisquarter]

This is a requirement for getting a geology degree

[theenduringsun]

the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian…

[cottoneyenoh]

hephaestus quivers before him