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“Come back in. The welcome mat is on the floor.”
“Lovers come and lovers go.”
“Give these handsome boys a hand.”
“What a world we live in.”
“Pretty boys are in demand.”
“It’s about time to grow up, don’t ya think?”
“So I don’t have a psychiatrist.”
“I still have my son on the weekends. Just on the weekends.”
“When am I gonna get over this?”
“Learning love is not a crime.”
“Could this be the new world we started?”
“Here I sit, brokenhearted.”
“Now that I got the promotion, can I finally stop sleeping with my boss?”
“I once thought it was sweet, but I don’t anymore.”
“Everything will be all right.”
“Do you know how great my life is?”
“God, you’re a pain in the ass.”
Everyone Hates His Parents
“Everyone hates his parents.”
“Don’t get nervous. I’m right here, and at your service.”
“Go ahead and kill your mother.”
“What was hate becomes more or less love.”
“You’ll grow up.” / “I’ll grow up.”
“You’ll get old.” / “I’ll get old.”
“It’s been hot. Also very sweet.”
“When he sparkles, the earth begins to sway.”
“How can I express how confused I am by our happiness?”
“Let’s just say, I’m glad he’s mine.”
“It’s been more than words can tell.”
“We laugh, we fumble. We take it day by day. What more can I say?”
Something Bad is Happening
“People might think I’m very dyke-ish.”
“If I’m a bitch, well, I am what I am!”
“Something very bad is happening.”
“Tell me how it tastes! Tell me if it’s good! Tell me, dear, if you’d like seconds—”
“Go ahead and wound my pride.”
“So you’ve had a bad day. I don’t know what to say…”
“This is fucking ridiculous!”
“Who’d believe that we two would end up as lovers?”
“I’m staying here in this spot, whether you want me to or not.”
“Please go home and don’t be scared.”
“I love you, too.” / “I love you.”
“Shut your mouth, go to sleep.”
“Let’s be scared together. Let’s pretend that nothing is awful.”
“There’s nothing to fear.”
“I love the sky!” / “I love the trees!” / “I love bad weather!” / “I love the earth beneath my feet!”
“What would I do if I had not met you? Who would I blame my life on?”
“Once I was told that all men get what they deserve. Who the hell then threw this curve?”
“You’re the one I wanna talk to.”
“Where have you been? Where are you now?”
“Who would I be if I had not loved you? How would I know what love is?”
“I’d do it again, I’d like to believe that I’d do it again and again and again…”
“How am I to face tomorrow?“
“Yes, I’d beg or steal or borrow if I could hold you for one hour more.”
“What would I do if you had not been my friend?”
